but with that meatloaf in the oven there's no room for your head

All-Male Fox Panel On Female Breadwinners About What You Would Expect

But Luke Russert wasn't even on this panel!

Ladies, did you know that Fox News has finally admitted that there is a War on Women, and that War on Women is you having a job?

Have you studied your science lately, which shows that Men must Dominate you?

Most importantly, have you done your part in “dissolving society” today, by raising your children and also feeding them?

Also, please stop having millions of bortions, because something something, we didn’t quite follow. We just have one of those easily dominated Girl Brains, after all.

Here are Lou Dobbs, Doug Schoen, Juan Williams, and Erick Erickson laying down the Science on how you have destroyed Society, by not letting your children starve to death.

You’re welcome!


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