Sarah Palin ‘Lives In Fear’ Of IRS, We Wonder Why?

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finally a picture where she actually looks pregnantFormer halfterm Moose Queen Sarah Palin has some Thoughts, and she has left her dumb ol’ Myface page for the Big League Pixels of Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s Internet Home for Wayward Wig Addicts to bring em at ya! Her thoughts are on the IRS, and how people “live in fear of them.” Sure, we’ll bite!

This IRS scandal is especially terrible because Americans live in fear of the IRS like no other entity because this monstrous bureaucracy has the power to take your hard-earned money. Your wages are the sum of your labors; hence, the IRS has the power to steal the fruits of your labors. Average Americans live in fear of making an error on their tax returns that could cost them massive amounts of money, plus their reputation and good name. If a small business makes a mistake, the IRS can shut them down and send them to jail.

You know, we hate to sound like those police state proponents who say if you’ve done nothing wrong you’ve nothing to fear, but … well. You know.

We do not “live in fear” of the IRS. In fact, not to be a better citizen than you, but not only do we love jury duty, but we don’t even hate paying our taxes! We go to the post office to mail out your Shut the Fuck Up Luke Russert coffee cups, and we brag to Cheryl, the lady there, that we are going to fill like AT LEAST THREE POTHOLES, and she is welcome!

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Why might Sarah Palin “live in fear” of the IRS? Let’s do some hypothesizin’, dontchaknow, after the jump!

  • Sarah Palin lives in fear of the IRS because Sarahpac is a giant slush fund of nonsense.
  • Sarah Palin lives in fear of the IRS because “shipping and handling” didn’t actually cost $89.95 or whatever.
  • Sarah Palin lives in fear of the IRS because you are not allowed to write off your Nordstrom purchases, especially if someone else paid for them, and we are gonna guess she totally does that based on only our intimate knowledge of her grifty, grifty ways.

Anyway, we did not read the rest of Lou Sarah’s “article,” because would you?

[Breitbart]

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