As you all know, Yr Wonkette does not allow comments, but if we did, we would certainly get a lot of interesting communications! For instance, we received this missive from “jsk” in response to Thursday’s story about the nonrevelations in the Benghazi hearings:
What a poorly written article. How can anyone be taken seriously who obviously doesn’t even have the intelligence to pass 3rd-grade English. Either that or your face is shoved so far up Obama’s ass that you can’t see well enough to proof read your own work. And the reason your face is up his ass, is because he has once again been caught with his pants down. Anyone who thinks it’s okay for a U.S. president to abandon Americans under attack on American soil and then fabricate a preposterous story to save his own skin, is as disgusting an individual as Barack Obama himself. Impeachment is too good for him. He should be tried and executed by a military firing squad.
We guess we have been put in OUR place! INPEACH! Then EXECUTE TO DEATH!
Also, too, while we are not into that sort of thing at all, we would not be the least bit surprised if it turned out that Barack Obama’s ass tasted of mangoes and honey, with strong undertones of ass.
Our second comment that will not see the light of day — and we must note that, like the first, it is remarkably free of typos — comes from “crittercal.” It is a sincere response to Friday’s piece on The Blaze’s hard-hitting investigation of whether an imam used his funny durka-durka talk to secretly insult Our Slain Heroes at their own funeral:
This website is listed as satire but I’d definitely put it in the news section. This is news to the liberal crowd. First of all, the article treats the headline as an assertion instead of a question. It is not even an article really, just a long and painful ad hominem attack. It doesn’t really address the issue, claims or questions but simply bashes anyone that doesn’t agree with the author (or regular consumers of this kind of “news”) by mocking them in a way that the author thinks is really clever, but mostly seems childish and bitter to me. Then you get to the comments and it seems like a group of high schoolers all trying as hard as they can to make a clever and snarky comment while providing no information for anyone. It’s actually really sad. The lack of critical thinking here is very obvious. It’s like a fucking black hole of stupid.g
We have to agree with crittercal here. You people really need to SERIOUS THE FUCK UP, because The Blaze is just asking questions not making assertions, and there is absolutely nothing funny about asking whether an imam would use an interfaith funeral service to covertly insult American soldiers who died alongside their Afghan comrades when their helicopter was shot down.
Why anyone would not treat that as a matter of utmost solemnity, to be addressed with serious critical thinkingness, is a complete mystery to us.