Zombie Industries 'Discontinues' Its 'The Ex' Shooting Target (Spoiler No It Doesn't)

Well that is a relief! The fine fellows at Zombie Industries, the ones who nyuk-nyuk-nyuked about their bleedy Barack Obama "Rocky" target what bleeds when you murder it with your gun, have "discontinued" their shooting targets of "The Ex." Coincidentally, the Ex is a pretty lady in lingerie what bleeds when you murder it with your gun! (We are sensing a theme here, Zombie Industries.) This is especially hilarious because on average three women and one man in the U.S. are killed by their "intimate partners" every day! That includes dumb stupid "exes"! But Zombie Industries has heard your shrill nattering and nagging and non-sandwich-making, feminazis, and they are gonna make things right. "The Ex" is now named "Alexa," and she has been painted green. PROBLEM SOLVED AND YOU ARE WELCOME.

Now that Zombie Industries has fixed domestic violence and intimate partner homicide by painting its ex-girlfriend green, let's watch some video about murdering the president!

Here is some awesome father-son bonding time featuring a Zombie Industries dad teaching his toddler how to shoot the president with a gun. Starts at about one minute in. Enjoy!

Maybe next that nice dad can teach his little punkin how to talk to the Secret Service.

[ HuffPo / TheYoungTurks, via Wonket operative "Mike"]