Here Is Your Precious 'President' Obama Telling Jokes At Some Party Or Whatever

Here you go, we haven't even watched this yet. (We have it open in another tab, though, and are up to "I'm not the strapping young Muslim Socialist I used to be." We guess we will keep listening!)

We are still fapping to the one from two years ago, when he killedDonald TrumpOsama Bin Laden. Apparently, Donald Trump does not like being gently ribbed about being a GIANT FUCKING EMBARRASSING DOUCHIOT.