Country Legend George Jones Stopped Loving Her Today: Early Proponent Of Integration Through Sexing Everyone

Your Wonket is a big fan of miscegenation and a Tan Planet. Like make love not war and other nonsense hippie bullshit like that.

And, um, we guess in between the cocaine and the drunkenness and the crashing into bridges and the trashing of the hotel rooms and the being, er, "volatile" with wife Tammy Wynette, George Jones, who has died at the age of 81, was calling for peace and love via awesome sexual congresses.

For instance, you could further race relations by eating "Eskimo Pie."

But "Slave Lover" is still pretty fucking awful.

Let's let Ms. Wynette say our goodbyes:

[ USAToday ]