Elvis Has Left The Building
Authorities released Elvis impersonator Paul Kevin Curtis -- despite the fact that he has three first names -- from custody today. He was charged last week with sending envelopes containing ricin to President Obama and some Mississippi senator or other. Details of his release are not yet available, but you know it was because dude was framed, probably by Osama Bin Laden's son, Barack.
[ CNN ]
TPM is using the term &quot;Allegedly Framed&quot; as in &quot;Former GOP Candidate Reacts After Man He Allegedly Framed For Ricin Poisoning Is Released&quot;. So, it sounds <a href="http:\/\/tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com\/2013\/04\/source-confirms-fbi-investigating-former-gop-candidate-in-ricin-poisioning.php\?ref=fpa" target="_blank">interesting</a>.
<i>sending a threatening letter to the president and he gets released? </i>
What parts of &quot;Obama&quot; and &quot;Mississippi&quot; don&#039;t you get?