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Why Is Michelle Obama Visiting Bin Laden’s Son In The Hospital After He Did The Boston Bombings?

spitting image of his dad, barack obamaSo it turns out, via tipster “Michael,” who would like Wonket to investigate before we get 9/11ed again, that the SAUDI NATIONAL (who has already been cleared of the Boston Bombings but only because the FBI IS IN ON IT) is actually Osama Bin Laden’s son, Hamza, and Michelle Obama visited him in the hospital after he did the Boston Bombings, because she loves jihad.

Obviously, it just makes too much sense.

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