FAPFAPFAP  10:20 am April 23, 2013

Your Morning Nice Time: Nevada To Have Gay Marriage Maybe, Hot Gay Senator Definitely

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Well hellloooooo Nevada Senator Kelvin Atkinson! You are a super handsome black man, a state Senator, and during last night’s (successful!) debate over letting Nevada open up its quickie wedding industry to homosexers, you came out as a big old gay! (Also, one Republican and one Mormon dude voted in favor of repealing the gay marriage ban, so good on you, er, “Ben Kieckhefer” and “Justin Jones.”) Now let us get to the important part, which is more pictures of Kelvin Atkinson, the State Senator We’d Like to Gay Fuck.

he loves natureKelvin Atkinson loves nature.

he loves being super fucking handsomeKelvin Atkinson loves being super fucking handsome.

he loves to laughHe loves to laugh.

he loves being seriousAnd he loves being serious, when being serious is called for.

Also, Kelvin Atkinson loves equal rights and doing sex with men. Nevada, you lucky fucking bitch.

[LasVegasSun, via ThinkProgress]

 
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