Bronx Democrat Caught Accepting Bribes On Tape Has Awesome Alibi: He Was Reading The Bible

Nah mang, says Bronx Assemblyman Eric Stevenson about reports he was caught on tape accepting bribes from senior centers, WASN'T ME! And you know it wasn't him in those videos taking envelopes stuffed with $20 thousand in cash, because he was reading the Bible when they came to take him to the pokey!

Explain us please about your innocence, Mr. Assemblyman Stevenson!

Federal prosecutors charged Stevenson on Thursday with taking cash from developers of adult day care centers. They say that in exchange for the money, the assemblyman pushed through legislation protecting the centers from competition.

Stevenson denies it. He told the newspaper he “never got into any situation of taking money from these people.”

He said he was reading the Bible when agents came to arrest him.

If the alibi's legit you must acquit! Also, ATTICA! ATTICA! I am Spartacus and do you like gladiator movies?

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[ TPM ]