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Totally Not Lying Men’s Rights Activist Is Your Newest James O’Keefe!

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This bloke, Reno, he is quite a bloke! As a men’s rights activist, he totally GOTCHAED all those harpies who only pretend to care about domestic violence, when they really just want to falsely accuse these gallant knights of unspeakable acts what are not true. They also want to murder all our bepenised brethren and fry up their testicles and serve them with a light dusting of basil and mint. As Manboobz explains (because of course), “Reno” called this domestic violence help line, and spent about eight minutes talking to the lady about how his wife was beating him. Then the lady totally LAUGHED IN HIS FACE and said it served him right, because that lady was a feminist and feminism is the debbil.

Oh, wait, that is not what happened? The lady offered to connect him to the organization that could pay for emergency lodging for him and his son? And in fact they even have a dedicated “men’s line,” for just such blokes as he? And she also offered to connect him to the police? And he turned all her offers down, but kept asking to stay in a women’s shelter instead? And then he wrote a thing in the third person and under a different name about how he gotchaed them?

If you’re a man and you are a victim of violence from your partner you may face difficulties finding help. Don’t listen to me, here’s the guy himself who called. His name is Reno.

Reno calls a battered women’s shelter and is denied help.

He is denied help, even though he tells the person on the other end of the phone that he is worried his wife will return with a cricket bat.

Fucking feminist ACORNS. Why do they insist on being slandered and defamed?


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