Jesus Undead Again We Guess
We were going to put some Easter songs here for ya, Wonkzards, but when you google "easter songs," it comes back with a MESS of songs about "His Crimson Blood" and "His Blood Came In Rivers" and "Oh My God, The Blood, So Much Blood, The Blood." So we figured we'd keep it simple, stupid. Have some Miss Mahalia and praise Him what made her possible amen.
Haha, you thought you were getting away without any songs about "the blood," didn't you. Not bloody likely, on this, the goriest of all our zombie holy days.
And per Baldar's suggestion in the comments:
NOW it's Easter.
Gym socks aren't good enough fer ya?
I'm an atheist and a Jew, bred in the bone, but I went to hear Mahalia Jackson sing at her church in Chicago when I was a kid, and it damn near brought me to Jesus.