Fox News Finds Iraq’s Missing WMDs Right Where Saddam Hid Them, In Syria, Iran, Sudan, North Korea And Probably France

  coincidence? we think not!

Ladies and gentlemen, our long national nightmare is over. Fox News “military analyst” retired Lt. Gen. Thomas McInerny has found the Weapons of Mass Destruction, and they are at points east, west, north and south of Syria, because why not. Also, the Russians helped hide them there, and (presumably) also in all the other countries we just happen to want to maybe invade right now, like probably Iran and North Korea and France, and no it is not at all “convenient,” hippie!

McInerney was kind enough to go talk to Brian Kilmeade about the whole totally true thing, after some sort of attack-thing that happened near Aleppo, we don’t know because we are Americans and this is the first we are hearing of it:

“What are the chances of the return address on these chemicals being from Iraq?” Kilmeade wondered.

“Well, I think there is a high probability of that,” McInerney declared. “That’s conjecture, but we do know prior to Operation Iraqi Freedom, there was a lot of vehicles crossing the border into Syria. And there was a great deal of conjecture. A Iraqi major general swore by it. He said he delivered it.”

“And so I think that it would be a very high probability if we could get into those bunkers that they would have Iraqi signatures on them.”

In 2006, McInerney told Newsmax that there was “clear evidence” that Iraq had WMDs before the war and that the Bush administration “ignored Russia’s involvement” in helping to hide the weapons.

“[T]he administration needed the Russians, the Chinese and the French, and was not interested in information that would make them look bad,” he said.

A U.S. official on Thursday said that evidence suggested that chemical weapons (CW) had not been used in the latest attacks in Syria.

“Our growing sense is that weaponized CW was not used,” the official remarked, according to Reuters.

Well, they would say that. ALEPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1!

Here’s the vid; try not to get any Crazy on your shoes. That shit does not come out.[RawStory]

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