Wait. Did you hear that? That was the sound of us fluttering with delight as we watched Elizabeth Warren at the Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor and Pensions hearing while she calmly explained how badly the American people are getting boned. Did you know, for example, that if minimum wage had kept up with the pace of inflation that it would be around $22 by now?
"If we started in 1960 -- not the high water mark for the minimum wage but a good time on minimum wage -- and we said that as productivity goes up, that is as workers are producing more, then the minimum wage is going to go up the same. And if that were the case then the minimum wage today would be about $22 an hour. So my question, Dr. Dube, [U Mass Professor of Economics], with the minimum wage at $7.20 an hour, is what happened to the other $14.75?"
Ha ha ha, here is what happened -- we got fucked is what happened, basically. Your Wonkette ain't no fancy professor at no college (yet!) [Editrix note: I am, fuckers.] but we do know that someone somewhere is making all the money, and it's certainly not the workers. Here, see this chart (courtesy Mother Jones ) for the purposes of critical analysis. The red line is the income of the top 1%. The greenish line is productivity. And the blue line is average overall wages (suckers!)
Anyway, Dr. Dube (pronounced Du-BAY) responds that a) the other $14.75 basically went to Mitt Romney (duh) and b) if minimum wage had kept up with the 1%'s gains in income, the minimum wage would have stood at around $33/hr before the 2008 crash.
Don't get too excited, Elizabeth Warren isn't advocating that we raise the minimum wage to $33 an hour (bummer) but she IS talking about a raise to $10/hour. Sold, we'll take it.
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Good. That's good. My snark was completely paralyzed by "Dr. Dube".
All I could see was a vision of a stand-alone freeway interchange, for twenty years.