Joe Walsh’s Children’s Long National Nightmare Is Over

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A horse face for radioBitter defeated one-term congressman and Father of the Millennium Joe Walsh will finally be able to pay his child support again! Because someone is going to pay him whore diamonds to open his singularly mean mouth and vomit “thoughts” and “ideas” and “accusations that his opponent wears ladies underwear” on our nation’s airwaves! HOORAY! Joe Walsh items for yr Wonket today. Joe Walsh items for yr Wonket tomorrow. JOE WALSH ITEMS FOR YR WONKET FOR! EVAR!

Actually, we seem to be getting ahead of ourselves here. See, if we had a job, we would definitely pay any court mandated child support. (Personal responsibility, because of how we are communists.) But just because Joe Walsh has a job does not necessarily mean the same thing, considering he was defaulting while serving in Congress because how could he be expected live on $174,000 while sleeping in his office AND pay his child support??! UNPOSSIBLE!

But what kind of rousing oration can we expect from former mister congressman Walsh? Oh, just awesome freedom stuff like so and freedom.

  • Walsh he said he plans to use the radio program to “grow a movement of people who are prepared to tell their government, ‘I want to grow up and I want to be free.’”
  • “I’m going to use my voice on the radio just like I do in town halls around the state, to really be a strong advocate for freedom,” Walsh said.
  • “I’m focused on growing the freedom based movement. Whether that leads to another run down the road, in the short term or long term, I don’t know. This radio show, is going to be another platform right now for me being a voice for freedom.”

Keep fucking that chicken.

[DailyHerald]

 
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