In Bid To Out-Hollywood Ashley Judd, Mitch McConnell Campaign Releases Dystopian Horror Film

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Since Mitch McConnell’s campaign released its terrifying horror movie “McConnell Shake,” and now owns every Youth Vote and also the Vote of every Kentuckian who loves French Surrealism (and they are, of course, legion), Ashley Judd is probably gonna have to show her boobs a whole lot more.

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