Iowa Rep. Asks Whole State: Is My Granddaughter A Whore?

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Ted Gassman's granddaughterIowa state Representative Ted Gassman is worried. Since his daughter and her husband got divorced, will his granddaughter turn into a whore? End no-fault divorce, Iowa! Keep Ted Gassman’s 16-year-old granddaughter from sluttin’ it up, with her hormones and the promiscuity and whatever else Ted Gassman wanted to muse about, out loud, in public, to whomever would listen, about his 16-year-old granddaughter and whether or not she is keeping her vagina in her pants, where it belongs, or whether instead she is handing it out to every truck stop idler and mustachioed devil currently roaming the Iowa byways.

“This basically is an attempt on my part to keep fathers in the home,” Gassman said. “I sincerely believe that the family is the foundation of this nation and this nation will go the direction of our families. If our families break up, so will this nation.”[...]

Representative Gassman said the issue is “near and dear” to his heart because his daughter and son-in-law recently divorced, putting his granddaughter at risk.

“There’s a 16-year-old girl in this whole mix now. Guess what? What are the possibilities of her being more promiscuous?” Gassman said.

“What are the possibilities of all these other things surrounding her life that a 16-year-old girl, with hormones raging, can get herself into?”

Oh well, the puss is out of the bag. But next time maybe use a fictional 16-year-old instead of the one who is now looking at you with hot shame in her eyes and who gets to go to school and receive knowing leers from the boys and censure from the girls and all those other things that happen when you point to a 16-year-old girl and wonder when she’s going to start intercoursing but EVERYONE, because of how she’s a whore now.

Go to jail, Ted Gassman, you just child porned your nice granddaughter.

[ThinkProgress]

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