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Wonket Cedes Political Humor Crown To Michelle Malkin, World’s Most Hilarious Pundit

Credit where it is due, dudes: Your Wonket is now handing over the keys to the world’s only political humor website to one Miss Michelle Malkin, as she is officially now the most hilarious political pundit in the known universe and the rest of us all quit, bowing down to the greatness in the sexy Cleopatra wig. THE FINGER OF BLAME! OBAMA IS THE ONLY PRESIDENT IN HISTORY TO GO GOLFING! ALSO PRIUSES RUN OUT OF BATTERIES, HAHAHA BECAUSE MICHELLE MALKIN IS A VERY VERY SMART LADY WHO TOTALLY KNOWS HOW HYBRIDS WORK! Funny, funny stuff. Don’t ever change, Michelle Malkin. OH WAIT we mean change immediately because that is the worst thing we have ever seen.

Also, please quit your day job.


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