look at this fucking idiotHey, remember today? When we got that hilares letter informing us that we better, like, say sorry or something, and DEFINITELY take down all that libel-y stuff about one Mr. Herr Doktor Bradlee Dean? Well, some of you asked for a Photoshop contest, but we will do you one better! Since so many Wonkerados are attorneys (in addition to like two thirds of our writing staff), we thought we would let you have some Sexy Lawyer Funtime too!

For the purposes of this contest, you can do a Photoshop (PIXELZ!) or you can write a lawyer letter! Maybe we will even use yours to send to opposing counsel, because they have very nicely asked us for a “response” or they will … SEND US A LETTER!


The offending blog post — as if they aren’t all offending — is here.

BE SO MEAN, YOU GUYS. Soooo mean. Did you know he keeps getting ordered to pay people’s legal fees, but never pays people’s legal fees? What a fucking douche.

(PS for the Photoshoppers: That wasn’t Bradlee Dean before, it was Jay from Jay & Silent Bob, because we were making a joke.) (We are now reliably informed that that picture was Bradlee Dean, and yes he wears the Screaming Eagle or whatever, doubtless because of his awesome military service that he totally did.)

So go ahead and send those photoshops to, and leave your bloodthirsty lawyer letters in the comments. Oh, what fun we shall have!

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