Laura Bush, Profile In Courage

Former First Lady Laura Bush, do you love gheyz and homosex and done wrote a book where you talked about loving gheyz and homosex and went on Larry King and talked about loving gheyz and homosex? That is very nice of you! You and Dick Cheney, Undead Prince, have that one nice thing in common! And since we are liberalz, we will credit you where due!

But did some dirty queers than take your public position and add your face and mouth talking about those things to a commercial about that public position, and did you then insist that they remove your face and mouth from this disgusting list of people (Colin Powell, Dick Cheney, Barack HUSSEIN Nobumer) with this same very common public opinion? Oh, you did that too. Well, we guess you are still an asshole then, surprise.

Bush spokeswoman Anne MacDonald said in a statement Wednesday that the former first lady “did not approve of her inclusion in this advertisement nor is she associated with the group that made the ad in any way.”

“When she became aware of the advertisement last night, we requested that the group remove her from it,” MacDonald said.

Meanwhile, over at Buzzfeed (and unembeddable because BUZZFEED HATES AMERICA) is Chelsea Clinton, looking really pretty and going on the record with her love of gheyz and homosex. Of course, that ad was scuttled by her boss, NBC, where she works doing really dumb "news" features that are the worst kind of inane and innocuous, because "controversial."

In other news, everything still terrible.

[ DallasMorningNews / Buzzfeed ]