Fox News Pretty Sure Al Jazeera Is Going To Terrorist Us All

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So remember how Al Gore, Green Hitler, up and sold his near-imaginary teevee station to the Qatari government, in the shape of Al Jazeera? And the conservatives, they did not like that all but could not quite put their finger on “why” besides just “Muslims”? Well, they have finally figured it out, and a Megyn Kelly-led panel was there to explain:

Al Jazeera is going to come online and flash the Queen of Spades and activate all the terrorist sleeper cells in Detroit and Dearborn, Michigan, because “Fifth Column” and “anti-American,” but really mostly “Muslims.”

Here is some lady, as transcribed by ThinkProgress, citing #1 A-Plus Double-Checked Fact-Source “Teh Googlez”:

They’re apparently expanding to eight cities, including Detroit, Michigan. Detroit, Michigan, is a large ex-pat community of Muslim-Americans and sleeper cells have been detected. You can Google this, you can find out all this information. So if you’re trying to set yourself apart the Qatari petro-dollars are backing this, you’re still developing in this area where the sleeper cells have been detected.

We are on to you, Detroit and Dearborn! We are on to you and the fact that you have Mooslems what live in you. We should probably wall it off, throw in a little barbed wire for that elegant FEMA camp vibe, and then … oh … don’t know, dirty bomb it?

This reminds us of way back in the Time Machine to day-before-yesterday, when we were talking to our hot Asian dude Japanese-American ex-boyfriend about his parents, who were five years old in the internment camps, and his uncle, who at 17 left the internment camp to go fight the Italians in WWII alongside a platoon (battalion? some army thing) from Tejas.

Which just proves our point that American Muslims are totally out to KILL AND DESTROY, and Michelle Malkin is never wrong about anything.

[ThinkProgress]

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