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Charles Krauthammer To Bill O’Reilly: Let Obama Golf

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Perhaps you were on the Internet lately while the White House Correspondents Association worked itself into a frenzied moan of TRANZPARENCEEEEEEEEY about the truly important issue of the day: that dastardly Nobumer wouldn’t let them take pictures of his golf round with Tiger Woods. Perhaps this made you as tired as it did us, and you turned off the puter and went to bed instead, where you watched 54 movies and five 30 Rock reruns you’d already seen seven times before, caught up with Girls and Enlightened, and howled with laughter as you watched Matthew Crawley DIE. (Spoiler alert.) Then you went back to your computer, and they were STILL FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT. Well Charles Krauthammer is sick of this nonsense. If Nobumer wants to play golf with Tiger Woods, dammit, then LET HIS PEOPLE GO!

Let’s go to the A-1 Verified Accurate Transcript Company:

Bill O’Reilly: Can you believe the White House didn’t let us take pictures of Barack Obama golfing with Tiger Woods? BENGHAZIIIIII!
Charles Krauthammer: Shut the fuck up Bill O’Reilly.
Bill O’Reilly: But Tiger Woods is a sexual deviant.
Charles Krauthammer: Shut the fuck up Bill O’Reilly.
Bill O’Reilly: George W. Bush!
Charles Krauthammer: Shut the fuck up Bill O’Reilly.

That’s so cute! It’s like when Chris Wallace checks in with Fox & Friends and wants to die.


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