First Fox News got rid of some of their underperforming pundits, like Dick Morris and Sarah Palin, and the Internet was Sad. Then they turned around and hired a bunch of new idiots, like Scott Brown and Herman Cain, and the Internet was happy again! (And if you can make “Ken Layne” happy, you can do it to anyone.) But ol’ Herb Cain kind of bores us — YEAH WE SAID IT — and Scott Brown is sort of a big old hairy nothingburger when he is not warning Elizabeth Warren to stop forcing him to shoot a load of racist all over her. So who, if Fox News really wants to keep that sweet, sweet libtard hate-clix-grift rolling in, should they hire next?
- Deadbeat dad of the decade Joe Walsh.
- Freedom Rider Joe Walsh.
- Pulitzer Prize-winning fashion correspondent Joe Walsh.
- Real American hero Joe Walsh.
- Purple Heart Band-Aid model Joe Walsh.
- Gentle murmurer Joe Walsh.
- Fucking idiot Joe Walsh.