Here Is All We Are Going To Say On Man-Drinks-Water-Gate

We do hope you are all properly ashamed of your dumb bullshit lowest common denominator freakout that Marco Rubio drank some water last night, when you should have been freaking out that he needs some Biden Plugz because it is icky looking at his Sad Hairs.

But Vic sent us this nice gif, and it is so sweet and stuff, so here you are. You are welcome.