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Idiot Defeated Congressman Joe Walsh: Why Does Michelle Obama Hate Black Kids Who Die By Guns?

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Michelle Obama so happy when children dieChicago is a mess of kids murdering each other with guns. Hundreds of children, each and every year, and it does not get the attention it should because the murders are of black kids by black kids. We are all aware of this, right? Well idiot defeated congressman Joe Walsh is aware of this too, and he is putting the blame squarely where it belongs: on Michelle Obama.

“‘Heartbroken’ Michelle Obama attending funeral of Hadiya Pendleton. I guess the other 553 murder victims didn’t break her heart,” Walsh tweeted Friday. “Most of the 553 Chicago murder victims in 2012 & 2013 were young black males. Is she attending this funeral to make a political point?”

Pendleton, if you don’t remember, was the young girl who was killed just a week after twirling the baton at the inauguration, as a majorette with her school marching band.

Yes, Joe Walsh. Michelle Obama attending one girl’s funeral means she is dancing the Watusi during the funerals of all the other dead children.

Joe Walsh can stick Michelle Obama’s political point right up his pucker.


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