and that's why they call it 'junk'

Republican Who Tweeted About Trayvon Martin As A Drug-Addled Gay Hustler Would Like To Show You His Penis

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It seems to be contagiousThis morning we learned about Todd Kincannon, a sensitive former executive director of the South Carolina GOP. We learned that he loves to say on Twitter that Travyon Martin deserved to be put down like a rabid dog, and also that if he had grown up (which of course he did not) he would have sucked penises for drug money. Is that a racisms about African Americans that we simply had not heard before? Or was Todd Kincannon wishfully thinking?

Rightwing blogger Brooks Bayne, attempting unsuccessfully to clean up the perv log in his party’s own eye (THE BIBLE), took the (engaged) Kincannon to task last October for sexting his cock to young ladies he did not know.

You know who was unhappy about Bayne’s attempts to clean up the conservapervs? Michelle Malkin’s Twitchy, of course, because every minute Brooks Bayne is going after Todd Kincannon is a minute he is not making fun of Gabrielle Giffords for having brain damage, we guess.

Anyway, Kincannon’s penis (HINT: IT IS A PICTURE OF HIS PENIS, SO BEFORE YOU COMPLAIN TO US, IT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK) is … not our favorite. It is not as stumpy and scarring as Brett Favre’s rancid junk, but it is not the kind of cock we would like to show up on our telephone, or hitting us in the face, or ever, actually.

Todd Kincannon’s penis is small, and ugly, and by all means, you should go look at it. Todd Kincannon wants you to.


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  • Joseph

    Indeed. A Republcian dick pix sh9old be part of the national archives. This may be valuble in future court proceedings when he is referred to as “dick-less”. In addition you owld think the republicans would be delighted to acknowledge that at least one of them had dick.

  • Joseph

    One Club

  • AlanInSF

    I followed the Twitchy link hoping to see Michelle Malkin defend Kincannon’s penis-texting, and didn’t find that, but did learn that we The Left are led by a man named Brett Kimberlin, who did stupid shit in high school and later holocausted The Right by filing some unsuccessful lawsuits and allegedly calling in false swat-team alarms on two bloggers who criticized him. Apparently Brett leads a massive army of lefty thugs who have just about totally silenced the entire The Right, except brave Michelle. Way to almost go, Mr. K! Don’t quit now! We’re all with you, we just didn’t know it. Ward Churchill, you are from now on only our Co-Leader, sorry,

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  • Guest

    Here ya go.

  • Guest

    This guy! The gift that keeps on giving.
    If only there was some way his wife could’ve known in advance that he’s a douchenozzle.