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On The Pill? Tiny Dead Fetuses Are Eating Your Innards

That is a pretty cute fetus! Too bad you murdered it before it ever actually became a fetus at allWomyn, wanna hear something really scary? How about: if you are on the Pill, your womb is studded with tiny fetuses, just sitting there, frozen, undead, or maybe they are eating you? We are not sure, because Christian dick radio host Kevin Swanson — last heard explaining that college will turn your daughters into ugly, angrier angry feminist whores — does not really explain the “science” behind your undead womb angels. Suffice it to say, you are murdering babies with your brazen The Pill use, and Kevin Swanson simply does not care for it! A’tall!

As always, we let Right Wing Watch do the heavy lifting (i.e. transcribing, and “listening”) for us!

Swanson: I’m beginning to get some evidence from certain doctors and certain scientists that have done research on women’s wombs after they’ve gone through the surgery, and they’ve compared the wombs of women who were on the birth control pill to those who were not on the birth control pill. And they have found that with women who are on the birth control pill, there are these little tiny fetuses, these little babies, that are embedded into the womb. They’re just like dead babies. They’re on the inside of the womb. And these wombs of women who have been on the birth control pill effectively have become graveyards for lots and lots of little babies.

Peeples: We’ve actually heard on both sides of that. We’re researching that and want to make sure we speak correctly to that in our second film. But we have medical advice on both sides of the table there, so we want to make sure that we communicate that properly.

Swanson: It would seem, and I realize that people are a little split on what are all the effects of the birth control pill, but it would seem that there’s a tremendous risk in the use of it for the life of children.

Anyhoo, we are fairly sure all you Pill whores are not full of tiny dead babies, but WHO COULD EVER KNOW? It will just have to remain an unknowable mystery until Jesus takes us all home.

Also, Kevin Swanson has some thoughts on WHY you have all become such whores, and it is because you hate the plan God laid out for you in Genesis. Ladies, why aren’t you fucking your fathers and murdering your sons as Genesis plainly intended?

Come on bitches, get it together, for Jesus! And the tiny monsters currently “studding” your flesh.

[RightWingWatch]

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