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Arkansas Senator Jason Rapert Not Having Any A You My-Nor-I-Ties Tellin’ Him What To Do, Yeehaw

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Here is Arkansas Senator Jason Rapert, author of their fetal heartbeat bill, explaining to a nipple of Teabags (“nipple” is the collective term of art) about Muslins and my-nor-i-ties and Barack Obama and such hooboy yeehaw git em boys!

Lessee, blah blah blah Muslims etc, yes, here it is.

“When they invited all the Muslims into the White House for a Ramadan supper, when our president couldn’t find the time for our national prayer breakfast… I hear you loud and clear, Barack Obama. You don’t represent the country that I grew up with. And your values is not going to save us. We’re going to take this country back for the Lord. We’re going to try to take this country back for conservatism. And we’re not going to allow minorities to run roughshod over what you people believe in!”

OK, so, couple a things?

1. The crowd’s cheering INCREASED when he said the minorities line.
2. He sounds like he’s doing a terrible GWB impression.

Ok, so a couple more things?

3. We know Nazis are so hot right now, but dude.
4. Nope, that’s it. Don’t be a Nazi.

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