Hey onetime comedienne and ukulele molester Victoria Jackson, what are you on about today?

I wrote a uke song called “White Men Are Good” and sang it at a comedy club about 4 years ago. I could feel the audience tense up. Why? Why is there a Black History Month but not a White History Month? Now, that the white race is becoming a minority in America, perhaps we need to make…say, January, White History Month.

Ok, just your typical middling-student-in-middle-school-level philosophy and logic. Nothing new there. But is there anything else you would like to share with the class, Victoria Jackson? Perhaps something about how the country is going to pot because it is no longer run by white men, but you are not a racist?

I’m just really tired of the white male, and especially the white conservative, Christian male being attacked in cartoons, movies, TV shows, politics, Affirmative Action, etc. It’s like in order to fix the “discrimination” problem, culture flipped the racism from “against blacks” to “against whites”. Why do we have to be “against” anyone? Aren’t we all equal?

Just for the record, white men invented rockets, space travel, airplanes, the automobile, the English language, the U.S.A., most medical advances, electricity, television, telescope, microscope, Ivy League Universities, the computer, the Internet, and on and on. I think white men should be praised and respected. White Christian Conservative Men especially, should be loved and adored. They were the backbone and originators of the greatest nation on earth. We need more of them now.

In November, 2012 The Blaze reported that Alec Baldwin tweeted, “…Obama’s re-election signaled the end of white, middle-aged Christian male dominance”.

Maybe that’s why our country is going to pot; our huge deficit, foreign attacks, crashing economy, racial and class warfare, immigration problems, bigger government, disappearing freedom, growing poverty, sky-rocketing unemployment, rancid immorality, more pregnant teens, etc. etc. – “the end of white, middle-aged Christian male dominance.” I’m just saying.

Find a white, middle-aged Christian man today and hug him. And then, encourage him and your white Christian sons to stand up, be leaders again, and save our country from the God-hating communists like Alec Baldwin and Obama.

Take it away, commenters. The thought of explicating that big a pile of shitmouth has sapped us of our will to live.


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  • botti

    If ethnic pride/identity is encouraged in groups then invariably as European Americans become another minority they will adopt the same mindset.

  • botti

    Diamond omitted any actual psychometric research – the Snyderman/Rothman survey in 1988 for example indicated that far more researchers attribute group differences to both genetic and environmental variation than environment alone.

    Diamond’s book is also out of date on genetics – it transpires that genetic change actually accelerated as groups migrated out of Africa and adapted to new environments. The odds that different physical and cultural environments would identically favor the same behavioural and cognitive traits is remote. See ‘The 10,000 Year Explosion: How Civilization Accelerated Human Evolution’ for a more up to date assessment.

  • David Obrocki

    White men invented everything. It’s a fact. Facts are stubborn things.

  • 3rd Adam

    No they weren’t. they were employed by the government. But there were no Black men on the project — the government always calls in the white people when the “actual work” needs to get done.

  • 3rd Adam

    Bring it. All I need is a split second to get to know you.

  • Remote

    I’m afraid I must point out that is was also White Men who decided it was a good idea to bring blacks to this continent. Look how that turned out.

    • Mark

      Troll troll troll your boat……..

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