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That is one sexy kid.It seemed like this thing was gonna be a gimme: Missouri Republican introduces legislation putting an NRA instructor in every first-grade classroom. Start ’em young, Missouri, just like God and the NRA intended! But then we actually read like a whole paragraph about it, and the thrust is the NRA instructor will actually teach the children to step away and tell an adult when they find an unsecured gun!

THAT IS A GOOD IDEA! THEY SHOULD DO THAT. Now let us step into Imagination Nation and see how that might unfold!

NRA instructor enters classroom of first graders. He accidentally shoots them all.

Maybe we could just show them a cartoon about it instead?


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