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What Is Old Man McCain Yelling At Clouds Today?

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Oh, WALNUTS. You are yelling again. YES OR NO. YES OR NO. I ASKED YOU A DIRECT QUESTION. YES OR NO. You’ve got to stop it. It is not good for your chakras.

But what does it remind us of? Oh, we know! What’s it gonna be boy, YES … OR … NO?

Will you love me? Will you love me forever will you need me will you never leave me will you make me so happy for the rest of my life will you take me away will you make me your wife?

We are guessing John McCain needs a new wife, because if we were Cindy McCain, we woulda hightailed it to one of our other seven mansions a long time ago; McCain kind of seems like he’s graduated to that post-Vietnman-vet stage where he comes to in the middle of the night with his hands around her neck, and no idea how they got there.


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