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Lindsey Graham: Murderess Hillary Clinton Got Away With Murder (Again)

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Back to the work ... OF MURDERLindsey Graham, a United States Senator, thinks Hillary Clinton is murdering people (again). Not in a “I have flying robots coming to help you celebrate your wedding” way, because complaining about that would be libtarded, but in a MURDER way! Just like she did when she murdered Vince Foster and Joe Scarborough’s intern! Let us hear him say it, with that purty mouth. “I haven’t forgotten about Benghazi. Hillary Clinton got away with murder, in my view.” Okeydoke! Because of this, Mister Senator Graham, Esq., will be blocking (Republican) Chuck Hagel’s nomination at DoD. How delightful the Senate is, with its filibusters and its holds and its permanent 60-vote requirement when the president is Kenyan. But let us hear more about Hillary Clinton’s murder spree. What color was her pantsuit? Was it murder-colored? Did she laugh as her friend, the ambassador, died? Yes, she laughed with murder!

Here is a list of all the people Hillary Clinton has murdered, obviously, but they seem to have forgotten a few!

Jimmy Carter. They claim the former president is still “alive.” This is what they want you to think.

Princess Diana.



Nicole Brown Simpson.

Natalie Wood.

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Medgar Evers. Because Democrats are the real racists. OF MURDER.


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