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Now Joe Biden Has Killed A Dog, Just To Watch It Die

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Joe Biden, Dog AssassinThe field’s all yours, Hillary Clinton. Old Handsome Joe Biden will no longer be running for president now that the Drudge Report (and CBS) has explained that he killed this dog. Gail Collins will write 1,452,722 articles about Joe Biden killing this dog. Ghost Andrew Breitbart will produce a cookbook for how to fix the dog Joe Biden killed. Hillary won’t even have to produce any commercials about it being 3 a.m., and do you know where your dog is? (Hint, no you don’t, because Joe Biden killed it.)

New Orleans — A Secret Service dog fell to its death off a New Orleans parking garage while conducting a security sweep for Vice President Biden.

WWL-TV reports the dog fell off the six-story roof at the Premier Parking garage adjacent to the Ritz-Carlton Hotel where Biden was speaking for Sen. Mary Landrieu’s re-election fundraiser.

The Belgian shepherd was rushed to Metairie Veterinary hospital by motorcade but attempts to revive the dog proved unsuccessful.

Max Milien, a Secret Service spokesman, told CNN it was a “tragic accident.”

The Daily Mail reports this is the first time a Secret Service dog died in this type of accident.

The Secret Service began using dogs in 1975 to help detect for explosives.

That is really sad, about the dog that Joe Biden killed. Also it is sad for Joe Biden’s unfulfilled presidential expectations. RIP.

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