that's a clown question bro

Gretchen Carlson Tries Valiantly To Shut Up Dumb Co-Anchors Wondering If Hillary Clinton Was ‘Pushed’ Onto Her Head

Why didn’t Steve Kroft ask Hillary Clinton about her stupid lie concussion and bleedy brain clot on 60 Minutes last night? OK, so Steve Kroft did ask Hillary Clinton about her stupid lie concussion and bleedy brain clot on 60 Minutes last night. But why didn’t he ask how it happened? Did she fall down? WAS SHE PUSHED?

That is what either Doocy or the Rapey One is asking: Was Hillary Clinton pushed onto her head. Gretchen Carlson, it is once again time for you to attempt to get this clown car back under control. Will you succeed? Probably not!

Yes, Hillary Clinton was pushed onto her head by person or persons unknown (al Qaeda). Is that more or less stupid than the time the Fox & Friend Braintrust of Genii tried to roast marshmallows with their hands and plastic spoons?

[MediaMatters]

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