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MSNBC’s Goldie Taylor Knows 57 Ways To Kill Gossip Rag ‘FishbowlDC’

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FapWhat’s going on, “FishbowlDC”? Everything good by you since you got hit with that lawsuit just for calling a private figure a diseased loathsome slut every week for a year? Well we are glad to hear it. Because we like you. But whoops, it looks like you might be going after someone again without all the facts on your side. And that gives us a SADFACE EMOTICON.

See if you can spot Fishbowl’s latest error! And, since we are now at least dealing with a public figure, remember the standard: “reckless disregard for the truth” and “malice.”

[Tucker Carlson] wrote, “Feminism’s latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.”

Goldie Taylor, MSNBC contributor and self-described “social critic,” which just reeks of self-important bullshit, went off. She was very upset and tweeted, “Oh my goodness. Tucker Carlson, who never once considered enlisting, now chastising women who do… #MarinesDontWearBowties.” How she, who never served herself, knows whether Tucker ever thought of enlisting, seems based on the bowtie or the cha cha he once performed on “Dancing With the Stars.”

Did you catch it? Maybe not! We didn’t the first time around! It is this part:

How she, who never served herself,

Goldie Taylor knows 57 ways to kill a man, as does every self-respecting US Marine.

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Better luck next time, FishbowlDC!


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