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We Feel Like Rand Paul May Be Forgetting A ‘Worst Tragedy Since 9/11’

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Hey Rand Paul, whatcha doing? Just yelling at Hillary Clinton about how you totally would have fired her for lying down on the job during “the worst tragedy since 9/11”? That sounds fun. But we feel like maybe you have forgotten a bigger worst tragedy since 9/11? We wonder what it could be.

Well, we can’t quite put our finger on it, but we are pretty sure it has to do with welfare moms turning their little darlings into Manchurian Candidate killing machines, because they love money.


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