ASHLEE SIMPSON JOKE  12:59 pm January 22, 2013

Good News America! Beyonce Lip-Synched The National Anthem, So We Can Finally Impeach?

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Between Beyonce lip-synching her rendition of our national anthem and the 3,000-calorie lunch, we think we have officially found Obama’s Second Term Scandals.

Where was Beyonce during Benghazi, and will she avoid testifying by faking a vocal cord injury? It’s a slippery slope from her unheard-of reliance on recording equipment to Michelle Obama murdering Vince Foster and Barack Obama selling Iran a fuckload of guns. Yay, inpeach!

[TheTimes]

 

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