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malsperanza's avatar

Obama is not natural-born because he sprung full-armored from the head of Zeus.

Either that, or he was from his mother's womb untimely ripp'd, which as we know means that he is one badass motherfucker, and being a badass motherfucker is what makes a president legitimate.

This explains why Arnold Schwartzenegger was a two-term president despite having been the love child of Amon Goeth and Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

They don't love their children the way Republicans do. They don't respect family values. They have no concept of fiscal responsibility. They lack even the slightest clue about protecting this great nation.

/ bleah

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