Sorry to get this to you when it’s almost over, but we could not pull ourselves away long enough to even write a four-sentence post. Old Handsome Joe Biden is swearing in the Senate, and it is MESMERIZING. Crying babies! (Ted Cruz’s daughter, total brat-styley. Joe Biden, compassionately: “It’s a Democrat, I know, it’s okay.”) Old lady kisses! BIDEN BEIN’ BIDEN Y’ALL. (C-Span you need to do something about your shit being NOT EMBEDDABLE. Fix your shit, SPAN!) (If you want to start at the beginning, the whole thing is here.)
UPDATE: Here is Joe Biden with that jerk baby. We ended the clip some random place, we don’t know, the SPAN’s clip-and-share function is ridiculous, MAD FACE.