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Biden Tells Jerk Baby Not To Be Afraid Of Democrats

GANGSTER JOESorry to get this to you when it’s almost over, but we could not pull ourselves away long enough to even write a four-sentence post. Old Handsome Joe Biden is swearing in the Senate, and it is MESMERIZING. Crying babies! (Ted Cruz’s daughter, total brat-styley. Joe Biden, compassionately: “It’s a Democrat, I know, it’s okay.”) Old lady kisses! BIDEN BEIN’ BIDEN Y’ALL. (C-Span you need to do something about your shit being NOT EMBEDDABLE. Fix your shit, SPAN!) (If you want to start at the beginning, the whole thing is here.)

UPDATE: Here is Joe Biden with that jerk baby. We ended the clip some random place, we don’t know, the SPAN’s clip-and-share function is ridiculous, MAD FACE.

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