We at your Wonket are liberals and Obamatards, and so it hurts us to see anyone in pain. (Ask us sometime about our “mirror neuron” seminar, and how our mirror neurons are the strongest, ass-kickin’est mirror neurons in the world!) It even hurts us to see Gretchen Carlson, and the Dooce, and the rapey one in pain! And yet, there is no shirking when there is work to be done, and in this case it is holding up these fucking dunces for yet another round of Jesus Christ, WHAT??? Here are a few of our favorite things.
Fox & Friends FREEEEAK OUUUUUT because this New Black Panther intimidated this nice old white lady by holding the door open for her and saying “Good morning.”
Fox & Friends try to tell Chris Christie that he would LOVE IT if Mitt Romney came to look at the carnage from Hurricane Sandy with him; sadly, Chris Christie does not take their lifeline.
Fox & Friends had to retract an easily disproved lie.
Fox & Friends just asking: is DHS run by a lesbian cabal? (Yes, duh.)
And finally, Gretchen Carlson has had ENUF of the rapey one, forever.
There are about 500 more Fox & Friends stories from this year, because they are very stupid.