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Patriot Justice: This Is A Christian Country, Quit Asking Questions

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It’s easy to paint the Wonksite with a broad brush — “It’s all liberal stuff and buttseks,” the broad-brush painters say, “And what is their thing about Joe Biden.” But it is more than that, oh yes. And we are balanced now, too! We made a conservative friend at the bank the other day, where he was depositing a modest cash bag, and we were busking with our ukulele, for chewing tobacco money.

In any case, we gave him the Wonkette Camcorder And VCR Set, and told him to make us a weekly vlog. This is what he sent us.

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