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ABC News Stops The Presses: Obama Has A Friend Who Did Sex To A Hooker

SEX CRIMESup, ABC News? Is there anything in the world you could possibly try to twist into a news story during a holiday news week? “Obama Golfing In Hawaii With Pal Arrested in Prostitution Sting”? Sure, that should do it. Let us learn more about this shocking news, that Obama knows a dude who did sex on a hooker, and did not even send him to be guarded by crocodiles in a prison on the moon!

Why does Barack Obama continue to be friends with a man who once did a misdemeanor crime that was later expunged? Who does he think he is, the junior senator from Louisiana?

Let us read this shocking ABC story, together!




Did Ron Fournier take over ABC News now too?

Sorry we are so many days late to this ABC News HOT SCOOP, but we have been trying to decide what to wear while we INPEACH.

[ABC]

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