An Armed Guard At Every Out Of Control Blaze
By now, you have all probably heard that four firefighters were shot (two of them fatally) while responding to a fire in upstate New York. There is only one solution for this (obviously) and that is to station armed guards at every raging fire, in addition to the armed guards we will have in the following locations:
Did we leave anything out? Probably we did, because it is getting very difficult to keep track of all of these mass shootings. Better put armed guards everywhere, just in case, to make sure that we are able to exercise our freedom to bear arms at all times, in all places, and under all circumstances.
Check out Wonkette on Facebook and Twitter , and Kris E Benson is on Twitter too.
I wasn't slandering the volunteers, sheesh. As it happens, the town they live in is desperately poor, and yes, the firefighters there are volunteer because the tax base is too low to pay them.
I'm proud of the volunteer spirit--it's what sends me out to canvass for elections, after all. But I can't imagine why it would be a disaster for a town to pay its firefighters. Lots of towns do, and it's generally thought to be a useful concept.
Unpossible!