GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE ... OH FUCK IT  1:30 pm December 24, 2012

An Armed Guard At Every Out Of Control Blaze

by Kris E. Benson

guns don't kill people, the NRA kills peopleBy now, you have all probably heard that four firefighters were shot (two of them fatally) while responding to a fire in upstate New York. There is only one solution for this (obviously) and that is to station armed guards at every raging fire, in addition to the armed guards we will have in the following locations:

Did we leave anything out? Probably we did, because it is getting very difficult to keep track of all of these mass shootings. Better put armed guards everywhere, just in case, to make sure that we are able to exercise our freedom to bear arms at all times, in all places, and under all circumstances.

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