NRA Literally Blows Nation's Head Off; Midwest Has Sucking Chest Wound
The nation's jaw literally fell off its face as it collectively realized that Code Pink and Medea Benjamin are a bunch of goddamn heroes and that the NRA had fallen into its own Glenn Beckian black hole of insanity as LaPierre spouted weird words about how if soldiers and Secret Service agents have guns then so must the guy standing the local pizza joint's ground, and that "the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun." (Or, and we're just spitballing, a bad guy not having a gun. ) Even trained police officers accidentally shoot unarmed people (especially if they're black, Hispanic, or mentally ill) but obviously nothing could go wrong when random folks are armed like Robocop.
Oh, here's a thing that just happened. And here is a sampling of gun deaths since Newtown, which sure as fuck doesn't seem like it was only a week ago.
Anyhoo, we don't even remember what the hell else LaPierre was babbling about, because we are dead now, from shock and brain damage.
So the NRA's fuckwit-in-chief decided to go "full retard." (Also known as Wayne LaPierre being Wayne LaPierre.) As we move forward on this issue, it's encouraging to know that we don't have to make them part of the discussion.
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