Hey lazy. Whatcha doin'? Bein' lazy? Forgetting to buy shit for all the people you love? Well you are in luck, because the post office informs us that if we get them your packages by tomorrow morning, your sorry ass will have presents under your heathen, Jesus-less, responsible-for-Newtown "holiday tree." (Also, WE WILL EVEN WRAP THEM, oddly and kind of home-madey, in two colors of tissue paper, with ribbon! If you pay us to. ) Right. So. Go here. The end. [ WonketteBazaar ]
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Mmm, obligatory "pics or it didn't happen".
oh great. this means mom know what size we are.