Daily Caller Gets Journalistic Scoop Of The Century: Obama's Signature Looks Like A Dick!

Sup, Daily Caller? Anything important happening in the world this week? No? That's too bad, but at least it makes room among your pixels for this SHATTERING expose:  Barack Obama's signature, if you turn it sideways and then randomly add another line to it, LOOKS LIKE A DICK!

Good one, Daily Caller entertainment editor Taylor Bigler! But is it more or less clever than your previous shocking expose, "Kate's Middle Is Gonna Weigh A Ton"? It is less clever, of course, there being a fine line between ... haha, just kidding, there is no line between Taylor Bigler and stupid.

[ DailyCaller ]