Today's Wonkette Letter to the Editor comes courtesy of "Luke Pretty," at luke0606@hotmail.com, in response to Judge Smacked Down Just For Talking Sense About Your 'Technical' Violent Rape:
I just read your article on your incompetent Judge Derek Johnson, and I wanted you to know you should kill yourself. Or maybe die attempting unsuccessfully to prevent yourself being raped. People like you, Nancy Grace, Judge D. Johnson are the real reasons the world hates your country and backwards people like you don't deserve the air you breath, you fucking waste of skin.
Thanks for writing in!
Started an hour ago. Villacreces Pruno 2010. Keeps me from trying to go out and find Wayne Fuckhead LaPierre.
I'll break out the bourbon after dinner.
Probably even funnier. Remember, he's "Luke Pretty", not "Luke Smart".