WE ALL SHINE ON  1:00 pm December 7, 2012

Karma Burgles Car Robber-Arsonist-Congressman’s Darrell Issa’s House

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Also: a terroristHey, did you know that Congressman Darrell Issa invented your neighbor’s car alarm, the one that goes off for hours at a time, because your neighbor is a fucking asshole? Congressman Darrell Issa got the idea for a car alarm after a satisfying career as a car robber and arsonist. He made hundreds of millions of dollars. You know what they say: create a need, and then fill it! But now someone has burgled Darrell Issa’s ill-gotten mansion of over one hundred thousand dollars in precious jewels. That someone is Karma, and she probably looks really pretty right now!

The AP story on the late November burglary leaves out Issa’s arrests for car theft, even as it mentions that his fortune came from car alarms, because of course it does. DAMN YOU liberal media!

We will leave you, as always, with this (unsatisfying) video of Darrell Issa crying like a little girl who didn’t get a pony while announcing that he was getting out of the California governor’s race. It is unsatisfying because we watched it live when it happened, and it went on for like TWENTY MINUTES of him sobbing and gasping and struggling to talk, and this one is only like a minute-forty.

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OzoneTom December 7, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Was "Karma Chameleon" one of the Lizard People?

glasspusher December 7, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Oh, boy, George…

TaggWatchesYou December 7, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Stop being such Simple Minds.

actor212 December 7, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Do you really want to hurt me with your Culture Club?

Oblios_Cap December 7, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Karma's a Bitch!

Lascauxcaveman December 7, 2012 at 1:14 pm

And walking around wearing a buttload tacky, expensive bling!

glasspusher December 7, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Should have installed a Karma alarm

bikerlaureate December 7, 2012 at 1:13 pm

You're stuttering again.

glasspusher December 7, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon…

BaldarTFlagass December 7, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Please step away from the Congress.

Esteev December 7, 2012 at 1:15 pm

And put the subpoena power on the ground.

actor212 December 7, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Believe it or not, that's his voice on those.

actor212 December 7, 2012 at 1:36 pm

I heard you the first time.

BaldarTFlagass December 7, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Somebody agrees with you.

PopeEdgardo December 7, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Must have been a good one.

actor212 December 7, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Heh

Mumbletypeg December 7, 2012 at 1:03 pm

♫ "Instant Karma went-and got-you…" ♫

Lascauxcaveman December 7, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Not instant at all, it's been a long time coming. But that's OK, karma is best served cold.

Shawarma is pretty good cold, as well. Also, chicken tikka masala is not bad cold, too.

[/irummages around in fridge for leftovers]

Mumbletypeg December 7, 2012 at 2:56 pm

But Lascaux..

WE ALL SHINE ON

It's in the byline! I was just singing along…

Biff December 7, 2012 at 4:20 pm

♫When you least expect it, you're selected…♫

Oblios_Cap December 7, 2012 at 1:04 pm

It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

"Issa" is the sound the Lizard People make when they meet one another.

Callyson December 7, 2012 at 1:05 pm

OK, who would win the cry-off between him and Orangeman? I'm thinking that would be the ultimate stalemate…

sewollef December 7, 2012 at 1:06 pm

This is a story from The Onion isn't it?

Fool me once, shame on me…. fool me twice, I'm George Bush. Or summink.

BaldarTFlagass December 7, 2012 at 1:06 pm

His last name seems like it should always be said as if Jar Jar Binks were vocalizing it.

Jus_Wonderin December 7, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Issa is a assa.

BaldarTFlagass December 7, 2012 at 1:07 pm

So, is this a case of his dogma getting run over by his karma?

Veritas78 December 8, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Given his Lebanese heritage, I'd guess his shawarma ran over his karma.

And THEN set it on fire.

Kid_Charlemagne December 7, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Oddly, enough, the alarm system he helped to develop was called "The Viper."

Beowoof December 7, 2012 at 2:34 pm

His voice on the alarm and his main personality trait for the name.

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Wut, it vipes your vindows also?

Not_So_Much December 7, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Is Karma his mistress/stripper's stage name?

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 7, 2012 at 1:17 pm

As I assume she is only in it for the money, the correct term is "whore."

StillGoinGreen December 7, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Goddammit. I've been really good about staying out of the local gent's lately – but you gotta go and bring it up on a Friday! Oh well, someone's gotta put those little girls through Beauty school. SNARK YA LATER!!

Biff December 7, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Ah, the Pole Ballet…

Guppy December 7, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Yeah, but his friends call him "Roy."

DaSandman December 7, 2012 at 1:09 pm

It seems to me fitting that a sociopathic criminal like Issa is an important member of the Republican Congress.

Oblios_Cap December 7, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Hey, did you know that Congressman Darrell Issa invented your neighbor’s car alarm…?

I'll bet he stole the design for that from some schmuck and then torched the guys car for laughs.

actor212 December 7, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Um, close. The company was failing and Issa lent the guy $60,000. When he missed a single payment, Issa took over and then hired the previous owner as a designer.

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Probly torched the guy, also, too.

IncenseDebate December 7, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Quit your crying or I'll give you something to cry about!

Shypixel December 7, 2012 at 1:10 pm

I know in my heart that my Wonkette needs to advertise to stay alive.

But scrolling past those horrible Taboola ads makes me feel yucky. Crying-Game-two-hour-shower-with-a-brillo-pad yucky.

Do we really need ads inside the content flow? Wrapping the entire content, even taking over the background I can live with, but right there, inside the precious content I want to read?

What's next? Giant scrolling and expanding ads that have a tiny, hard to find Close button that actually opens a pop-up?

Biel_ze_Bubba December 7, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Less aggravating than the giant NewsMax poster on the right. Unless our Editrix wants us to click and click and click on it, so as to transfer some of their filthy lucre to Wonkette's barren coffers.

Besides, where else can you get laughably pre-loaded "survey" questions like this:
Do you think our current tax system is the best system?
ᴏ Yes
ᴏ No, we should switch to a more simple and fair system

actor212 December 7, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Hey, I'm still waiting for the Russian mail-order brides ad that Chet saw yesterday to pop up.

You probably have to be one of the Trix's favorites to get that, tho…

Guppy December 7, 2012 at 1:53 pm

"Eat the rich" is a patently simple and fair system.

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Which has the added advantages of providing much-needed nutrients to the hungry while recycling completely useless wastes of oxygen and also not cluttering up the landscape with litter, also, too.

fartknocker December 7, 2012 at 2:42 pm

I do miss Kourtney and her love of cucumbers. Big, hard cucumbers….

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Hey, I thought that was MY line.

BaldarTFlagass December 7, 2012 at 1:26 pm

"What's next? Giant scrolling and expanding ads that have a tiny, hard to find Close button that actually opens a pop-up?"

I think there are going to be 3-d holograms that actually come right out of the screen and follow you around the home or office, seeking your attention while you wash your car, make dinner, or take a shit.

sewollef December 7, 2012 at 1:30 pm

That would make me so, so stabby. Well, that and those fucking annoying auto playing video ads.

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 4:03 pm

And I'll bet if you try to kill them they alert the authorities and pass on the recording whereupon you get fined and reassigned to a "voluntary" labour camp till you repay your "debt" to "society."

actor212 December 7, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Will they fellate me? Cuz then it might not be so bad.

deanbooth December 7, 2012 at 1:45 pm

If you're a holosexual.

HistoriCat December 7, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

proudgrampa December 7, 2012 at 1:44 pm

What ads?

Ads??

Bwahaahaa!

I don' got to look at no steenkin' ads!!!

Guppy December 7, 2012 at 1:54 pm

inb4 banhammer

Shypixel December 7, 2012 at 2:00 pm

It would take an amazingly petty admin to ban a semi-regular participant for over four years over a minor gripe about the site's layout and content.

Our Editrix is many things, but my bet is that she isn't petty. At least not about trivial things…

HRH_Maddie December 7, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Fucker got his comeuppance.

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Aw, no, Maddie, that would take MANY MORE such robberies and putting the boot in while he was down also too.

I appear to have been infected by Sarah Palin, conceptually.

HRH_Maddie December 7, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Fair enough. Edit: Fucker got *some* of his comeuppance.

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Thank you. My Wonketz. Always makes me feel better. (hugs you, envisions Issa getting his FULL comeuppance, hugs you some more)

HRH_Maddie December 7, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Awww. Is there a Mrs. BonerHitler?

SayItWithWookies December 7, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Late November?! Why weren't we told about this the moment it happened? What's Darrell Issa hiding? Where's the police report? Who handled it? Who approved this coverup? We demand fuckin' answers and we demand fuckin' answers now!

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 7, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Clearly the CIA was using Issa's mansion as a safe house from which to cell crack laced with AIDS to African Americans.

HRH_Maddie December 7, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Now if only we could burgal him WITH VOTES.

BaldarTFlagass December 7, 2012 at 1:11 pm

"and it went on for like TWENTY MINUTES of him sobbing and gasping and struggling to talk,"

So, the TV remote was on the fritz that day, huh?

Oblios_Cap December 7, 2012 at 1:16 pm

I wouldn't even watch Willard blubbering for that long.

BaldarTFlagass December 7, 2012 at 1:30 pm

No shit, it took me a second to realize who "Willard" was. I guess that's a good sign.

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Amazing, innit, how fast that worthless fucker disappeared from the public memory and the public gaze.

If only John McCain and Sarah Palin would follow suit.

Biff December 7, 2012 at 4:31 pm

I watched it all, too. It was delicious, especially since he nearly single-handedly bankrolled the recall of Gray Davis, hoping to get the party's nod. Fucker.

drewehartnyc December 7, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Who is that cute guy on the upper-right hand corner of my screen – he is hot! (Commie Mom did say he was of age, right?) Almost makes me want to leave Wonkette on my screen all day long…

mavenmaven December 7, 2012 at 1:13 pm

In retribution for his woman's health panel pushing the "Jews selling pork" argument, Issa was robbed by the ham-burglar.

elviouslyqueer December 7, 2012 at 1:14 pm

more than 50 items, including watches, rings, earrings and bracelets, were taken from the Vista home on Nov. 29.

Darn. So I guess we won't be seeing Issa's drag persona, "Fye Ree Crotch," anytime soon.

SheriffRoscoe December 7, 2012 at 1:21 pm

HA! Jock itch. Is there anything a drag queen can't make funny?

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Fie, elviously!

BaldarTFlagass December 7, 2012 at 1:14 pm

"over one hundred thousand dollars in precious jewels."

Just what does a real man need with $100K worth of jewels? Oh well, a lot of guys buy pickup trucks with lift kits and oversized tires to compensate, so whatever floats your boat.

Esteev December 7, 2012 at 1:16 pm

One word: Pirate.

Oblios_Cap December 7, 2012 at 1:17 pm

He's dating Lindsey Graham.

actor212 December 7, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Whore diamonds, dude.

Lot_49 December 7, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Never forget either that Issa lied about his undistinguished military service, pretending his work as a clerk-typist in the Nixon White House made him Rose Mary Woods assistant.

Hey, wait a minute….

Can't link to the 2003 LA Times article anymore, but here're a few gobbets:

During his campaign in 2000 for a seat in Congress, Issa said he had received the “highest possible” ratings in the U.S. Army. Military records show that he received a “fair” conduct rating while undergoing basic combat training at Ft. Knox, Ky., in November 1970. In June 1971, while serving with the 145th Ordnance Detachment in Manor, Pa., he received “unsatisfactory” conduct and efficiency ratings. Later ratings were more positive….

The Secret Service, of which Issa was not a part, provides the president’s security. Issa’s explanation for his claim is that he was part of a military bomb disposal squad that provided support to the White House. He was assigned to Nixon’s security on temporary duty, he says. The assignment isn’t listed in Issa’s military records, but temporary duty postings aren’t always reflected in personnel files, experts said. “I was on temporary duty at Ft. McNair back in the ‘70s,” Issa said, referring to a military installation in Washington, D.C. “That was a presidential support unit. It did various things, including it X-rayed things for the president and did travel with the president. I was a private. I got a clothing allowance to buy civilian clothes and, you know, I got temporary duty pay, and it was cool. I never said, ‘look, I was Richard Nixon’s buddy.’ “

BaldarTFlagass December 7, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Wow. Munchausen much?

Biel_ze_Bubba December 7, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Guy alarms half the cars in the country, but forgets his house? Genius.

SnarkOff December 7, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Maybe he figured he'd be OK with just The Club on the steering wheel?

BaldarTFlagass December 7, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Your move, ADT.

bikerlaureate December 7, 2012 at 1:15 pm

I can't do a happy dance over this, mainly because I worry about his reaction. When he gets on a tear, any consideration for legal precedent or pragmatism goes right out the window.

cousinitt December 7, 2012 at 1:16 pm

As Caribou Barbie herself would say, Issa is a Wussa.

Esteev December 7, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Well at least he won't be holding any investigations that reveal classified information… oops!

Slim_Pickins December 7, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Who's his interior decorator? James O'Keefe?

YouFail4eva December 7, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Ah schadenfreude.

edgydrifter December 7, 2012 at 1:19 pm

And where was Issa during this so-called burglary?

Biff December 7, 2012 at 4:34 pm

This. I smell insurance fraud.

Lot_49 December 7, 2012 at 1:19 pm

More Issa prevarication:

Issa had previously claimed attendance at the 1971 World Series as part of Nixon’s security. Records show that Nixon did not attend the 1971 World Series, said Susan Naulty, archivist at the Nixon Library in Yorba Linda. In recent comments to The Times, Issa has stood by his claim of having served on Nixon’s security detail

The Secret Service, of which Issa was not a part, provides the president’s security. Issa’s explanation for his claim is that he was part of a military bomb disposal squad that provided support to the White House. He was assigned to Nixon’s security on temporary duty, he says. The assignment isn’t listed in Issa’s military records, but temporary duty postings aren’t always reflected in personnel files, experts said. “I was on temporary duty at Ft. McNair back in the ‘70s,” Issa said, referring to a military installation in Washington, D.C. “That was a presidential support unit. It did various things, including it X-rayed things for the president and did travel with the president. I was a private. I got a clothing allowance to buy civilian clothes and, you know, I got temporary duty pay, and it was cool. I never said, ‘look, I was Richard Nixon’s buddy.’

elgin_pelican December 7, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Wait, Nixon wasn't there? Then I guess Issa felt pretty silly skulking about the clubhouse with a speaker in his ear.

Tangled sin tax December 7, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Ah, the lamentations of their girly-men!

Toomush_Infer December 7, 2012 at 1:20 pm

These crying Rethugs….I cried when my dog died, when bad things have happened to children and friends….all I ever see these crowns crying about is their own hubris of thwarted desire…it's just plain icky…

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 4:18 pm

It sure is. My father was a sweet and gentle man, and the only time I ever saw him cry in his 96 years on this planet was when my sister died. The house on fire, gangsters, robberies, riots, falling through the roof, food shortages, loss of money, disease, war — everything else he lived through he took in his stride without a cross word or a cruel deed. No matter what we went through he never shed a tear. To see these pussies weeping over bullshit infuriates me when I think of what Dad suffered through the Great Depression, WW II, imprisonment, riots, and all the travails associated with raising five children, one of them congenitally and terminally ill, in the chaotic years of his life.

Schmannnity December 7, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Burglars were probably packing guns from Fast and Furious.

I DEMAND HEARINGS!!!

Lot_49 December 7, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Funny that Issa was going to go after Obama like a scourge from God, and the only corruption he's been able to find so far is an idiot program cooked up by idiot gun fetishists at the government's most useless agency*, DEA.
____________________
*SBA shovels money at people, occasionally the right ones.

actor212 December 7, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Say what?

Biff December 7, 2012 at 4:36 pm

No no no, that's earrings…

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 7, 2012 at 1:20 pm

I assume that Issa has all that expensive jewelry so that he can wear a ton of gold chains when he meets with his homes in South Central to keep the lead end of his business going.

An_Outhouse December 7, 2012 at 1:21 pm

I don't think I'm capable of creating the thing I feel the need to fill.

actor212 December 7, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Try Ex-Lax

Shypixel December 7, 2012 at 1:30 pm

I had what I thought was an insanely funny and insightful response to this, but it seems that that one word that means to have relations within your own family is not allowed here…

How can you have a frank discussion about politics without being able to say things like "in" followed by things like "cest"?

Guppy December 7, 2012 at 1:59 pm

You mean the one that best describes the SEC's relationship with banks, or Congress' relationship with corporate America in general?

Shypixel December 7, 2012 at 2:10 pm

You have it exact, sir.

Biff December 7, 2012 at 4:37 pm

You mean vagina, right?

actor212 December 7, 2012 at 1:21 pm

If only there was some device that emitted a loud piercing noise when property was being threatened in some way that would alarm and discourage the would-be robbers…

StillGoinGreen December 7, 2012 at 1:22 pm

That's easy – Boner. Because Vitamin C.

LACorvus December 7, 2012 at 1:24 pm

I'm sure they had an alarm that went off, and that all of their neighbors tried their best to ignore it.

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 4:13 pm

I wouldn't be surprised if the neighbours helped the burglars turn off the alarm and called the cops and told them it was Alarm Testing Day over at the LockedIn Mansions, or wherever that scumbag slithers.

SnarkOff December 7, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Guess he forgot to put the "NO RADIO" sign in the window.

Dudleydidwrong December 7, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Issa was home during the burglary but the terr'ist/burglars chose not to take him as they only wanted the good stuff–Walmart jewelry and such. "We don't want to take any shit!" one of the burglars was heard to reply when Issa pleaded to be taken so he'd have more of a story to pad his biography.

smokefilledroommate December 7, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Inside job for insurance money and publicity..

Exhausted66 December 7, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Yup.

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 4:12 pm

It's not like he hasn't done it before.

Biff December 7, 2012 at 4:39 pm

It's who he is, it's what he does…

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 4:43 pm

I'm still trying to figure out how the worthless PoS ever got elected, given that everybody and their brother-in-law know what a scammer and a weasel he is.

Biff December 7, 2012 at 6:24 pm

North County San Diego, Orange County's evil twin.

smokefilledroommate December 8, 2012 at 1:50 am

When I think of the term 'shyster' Issa pops right into my head.

Terry December 7, 2012 at 1:32 pm

It would be nice if the Heritage Foundation offered Issa a job, too.

Beowoof December 7, 2012 at 2:43 pm

The could have Issa and Liddy handle security DeMint.

Tommmcatt_Again December 7, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Issa, Shrubby, Oliver North, G. Gordon Liddy…why, one would think that Republicans actually PREFER petty criminals and film-flam men as their heros and exemplars!

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Hard to believe, huh?

e_z December 7, 2012 at 1:33 pm

This looks like a job for Earl J. Hickey.

Esteev December 7, 2012 at 1:35 pm

I feel burgled.

Lucidamente1 December 7, 2012 at 1:39 pm

You try blowing the cover of CIA operatives in Libya while grandstanding in a congressional "investigation" and see what happens.

GeorgiaBurning December 7, 2012 at 2:23 pm

don't mess with professionals

mrblifil December 7, 2012 at 1:42 pm

I'm thinking David Niven in a black full body-stocking, but all he ends up with are some cheap mall jewelry and a dozen Thomas Kinkade paintings.

smokefilledroommate December 7, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Or lots of images of expensive cars and pictures of stuff burning to the ground.

smellypossum December 7, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Issa used to have controlling interest in DEI (Directed Electronics). During Issa's tenure DEI would buy up struggling aftermarket automotive companies with good names, such as Precision Power, and turn their products completely to shit by sending manufacturing offshore and generally dropping the component quality that would go into their products.

So FUCK YOU Darrell.

( I admit that I am a marginally-reformed car audio dork and I watched this shit happen to DEI's acquisitions. And yes, Wilco rocks my 4Runner with 1500 watts behind Nels Cline's guitar work.)

Botlrokit December 7, 2012 at 2:07 pm

You're right. That was clearly not enough crying out of Issa. I want more.

archikvetch December 7, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Jewelry in Vista is only sold by the foot.

Aridzona December 7, 2012 at 2:41 pm

INSURANCE SCAM ALERT — I tried to fence what I boosted from Issa's manse, but was told it was mostly paste and costume, two grand tops.

Chet Kincaid_ December 7, 2012 at 2:41 pm

I think I saw Darrell Issa being pistol-whipped by Mannix in 1973. Every other week.

DahBoner December 7, 2012 at 3:16 pm

If I ever have a car alarm, it's just gonna be a big speaker on the back of my car, and whenever anybody tries to break in, it's just gonna go, 'Attention: free bags of weed! Come get your free bags of weed!'….

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Why are these fucking Republicans such pathetic pussies, to the last fucking man Jack of them? I have seen people go through death and destruction with much less in the way of tears. Is this fellow a man? Crying over LOSING a fucking two-bit election? A popularity contest? To a puffed up slabloaf like Arnie? Sweet Lordy Jesus, give me twenty minutes alone with the guy and I'll see if I can get him to grow SOMEthing, tits, ovaries, balls, a spine. What a pathetic WHINER.

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 4:22 pm

That's a cruel thing to say, especially since you're not even posting your own pic for a comparison.

Gwan, you know you want to. We'd enjoy it. Gwan, gwan, gwan.

fatbob54 December 7, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Since when was "cruel" a bad thing around here? I thought it was the point of the whole exercise.

And, since you dared me, I posted my prom picture as my avatar. I hope you're happy…

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Since it became a MommyBlog. That's Mommy's kid you're picking on, and for reasons I won't go into, it's personally offensive to me that you're picking on that young man.

And no, I'm not happy. I can't see your prom picture too clearly, but you look like my old friend Bob in that shot, and boy do I have a bone to pick with you.

fatbob54 December 7, 2012 at 5:21 pm

The comment is deleted. My apologies to any and all that I offended. If you'd like to carry this conversation on to a private venue, let me know, otherwise, I'll just shut up.

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Thank you kindly, fatbob. I'm not one to pick fights unreasonably, and perhaps someday as we continue chatting in this venue I might tell you why picking on that particular young man and others like him is so personally objectionable to me. You can find me, if you want to, at myblogname at gmail dot com. Myblogname can be determined by looking me up in the commenting system or clicking on my av.

I have no problem at all with you. I made my objection, you were very gracious in deleting the post I found offensive, and if I was rude to you I apologize. Welcome to the mosh-pit! Long may you enjoy this little outpost of sanity and comment freely!

BZ1 December 7, 2012 at 5:34 pm

What goes around, comes around …

fuflans December 7, 2012 at 8:35 pm

i bet 100K buys a lot of anodized galt aluminum bracelets.

ttommyunger December 7, 2012 at 8:53 pm

Issa is reportedly the wealthiest Member of Congress. Also the biggest asshole.

lulzmonger December 8, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I don't care how shopworn or trite it is … there are times when it needs to be said:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA – gasp, gasp – AAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now I want to find out that he set it up himself for fast-&-dirty insurance loot, & actually still has the bling. Wishwishwish-hopehopehope …

actor212 December 7, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Damn, I was hoping I blocked the delete button on both.

BaldarTFlagass December 7, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Not really….

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Unfortunately, Maddie, my darling, there is not only a Mrs. BonerHitler but a Mr. BonerHitler as well. And they BOTH complain bitterly that I'm spending WAY too much time at teh Wonketz.

On the other hand, they like each other and we all get along, so what's to complain?

Weedlord BonerHitler December 7, 2012 at 6:37 pm

He hath me so flamboozled, my subjects haz no agreements left wiv my verbzes.

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