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Hollywood Communist Ed Asner Offers Hannity Producer Golden Shower Of Love And Affection

Lovable coot/evil Santa impostor/”radical leftwing Hollywood actor” Ed Asner has magnanimously offered to “piss on” a Hannity ambush producer. It’s a delightful bit of tape, and well-worth sitting through Mediaite’s ad even! (WAAAH ADS. WE KNOW. SHUT UP.) Asner slurs a bit while saying the poor should be pissing on the rich, and we hope he is drunk as fuck and loving it! Don’t threaten him with a good time!

Here is Asner in younger days, maybe.

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156 comments

    1. Wile E. Quixote

      Yeah, the proper etiquette is to first ask Roger Ailes, and once he gives you permission all systems are go. Asklng the producer directly, as Asner did, is just plain rude.

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      Well, maybe if someone took a big gnarly shit on him. But piss? Hell, it might be that fake Glenn Beck piss.

    2. Callyson

      Usually I wouldn't do so either, but it was fun watching Ed Asner offer to piss on a FOX News reporter.

  1. BaldarTFlagass

    Richard Chamberlain had this problem during the first episode of that Shogun miniseries a while back.

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      "Poor Sean. Who says poor Sean? Don't everybody sob at once! My God, if I went up in flames there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out! "

      "Let's strike a flint and see."

      I think I'm-a gonna hafta watch that again very soon. It is after all a Christmas movie.

    2. Wile E. Quixote

      Oh, I would definitely piss all over him then, but only because I'd want him to end up in the burn ward getting a lot of skin grafts. Ever had a skin graft? I have, and I can honestly say that the only thing I've ever experienced that was more painful involved having bones sticking out of my leg.

  2. Barbara_

    Yeah, let me know when Wilfred Brimley offers to use Hannity's tongue as a diabetes pee test strip.

    1. Rotundo_

      Sean is actually a former wrestling announcer. He sold out journalism to become a Faux common tater.

    1. Rotundo_

      I always thought she was the ping pong ball girl of the conservative set. She could fire one across a gymnasium without so much as a flex of her wrists or shoulders.

  3. Wile E. Quixote

    I watched an interview with Asner after Pixar released Up and he's a cool old dude. He was cracking jokes and hitting on the interviewer and I remember thinking "Damn, I hope I'm that cool when I'm in my 80s.

  4. cousinitt

    Gahhhh, you didn't cut the tape soon enough. That, that, thing Hannity turned to for reax–was it a Gorgon?

      1. Butch_Wagstaff

        At least banshees have a purpose in showing up when someone's going to die. Malkan can only hope and pray to be that useful.

  5. Loch_Nessosaur

    This is supposed to be a disgusting hit piece, a demonizing video? Hannity should watch Fox News to see how the pros do it.

  6. ManchuCandidate

    Who can turn the world off with his bile?
    Who can take a something day, and suddenly make it all not worthwhile?
    Well it's you Sean, and you should know it
    By hyping every chickenshit Teabag movement you show it

    Dumb is all around, no need to waste it
    You can't use facts, so you just ignore it
    You're gonna fake it after all
    You're gonna fake it after all

  7. OneYieldRegular

    "Joining us now for a reaction…" ??

    Not even bottom feeders go this far down to nibble at crud.

  8. Poindexter718

    Remember the one when Lou walked in on Ted giving Georgette a Golden Shower and Lou told Georgette it was degrading and made them switch places and then a threesome ensued?
    Best. Episode. Ever.

  9. actor212

    In fairness to Asner, there are a bunch of AWESOME BARS on that block, and I find it hard to go from Sixth Avenue to Seventh without getting my drink on. And I buy my own, he probably gets rounds brought all night.

  10. Tommy1733

    OMG this is one of those shock-ending videos where some scary face appears suddenly at the end and makes you jump! What a hideous witch!

    Oh, wait, that's just Fox harpy Miz Malkin.

  11. Doktor Zoom

    Doesn't Asner understand that rich people have feelings, and might stop producing jobs if we upset them? Far better to harass 12 year olds who say they need help with medical care.

      1. Doktor Zoom

        I can imagine a fine bidding war for the opportunity to piss on certain rich people.

        That is to say, I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

  12. BaldarTFlagass

    I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
    Got a job doin' radio hate show
    An' none of the righties can even tell I'm a homo
    Eventually me 'n' a friend
    Sorta drifted along into S&M
    I can take about an hour on the tower of power
    Long as I gets a little golden shower

    Oh God I am the American dream
    With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
    And my name is Seany Hann
    Watch me now, I'm goin down,

    1. deanbooth

      I met my neighbor, Lou, about 15 years ago but haven't spoken to him since. Whenever I see him out in his yard, I say to myself LOOOOOU!

      (I think Ted said LOOOOU, not Mary. She called him Mr. Grant.)

  13. mrblifil

    Ed's mackin' with his beard, on the boulevard, on Broadway, living the life, enjoying the blessings of his well-earned status late in life. Hannity is a frigid whining jealous bizotch who pimps his awful dog-and-pony bs every minute of his waking life, and yet he wants us to believe that Ed Asner is the "Hollywood Showbiz type." Yeah, piss on him.

  14. CrunchyKnee

    "Radical Hollywood lefty." To the Fox "News" tribe and their minions anyone outside of the south and sections of the fly-over mid-west who has read a book is a "radical Hollywood lefty." And having to see Malkin at the end of the video is enough to make me reach for my whiskey reserve bottle in the bottom drawer of my desk. Damn you!

    1. Secluded Compound

      Well, to be fair he is a member of the DSA, and I love him for it.

      <EDIT> Not that that's actually very radical.

  15. SayItWithWookies

    I'd pee on Sean Assity, just so he could see what it was like being middle class. Of course, he'd have to be peed on for ten years, have no money and no healthcare, and get sent to Iraq where he'd get PTSD and head trauma for it to seem realistic, but just peeing on him would be a start. Oh, and he'd have to close his eyes, 'cause sometimes it's difficult for me to go when someone's watching.

  16. elviouslyqueer

    As my Southern Baptist grandmother was fond of saying, "Better to be pissed on than pissed off."

    What?

  17. jaytingle

    To be fair, Asner called Rob Cordry an asshole on The Daily Show some years back. Although it's possible he didn't get the joke. I'm being ambiguous on purpose.

  18. HarryButtle

    Listening to Hannity and the asshats drone on about how unclassy Ed Asner is, I'm reminded of this gem of wisdom from Col Kurtz:

    "We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"

    You know what's unclassy, Sean? Fucking over the poor for the benefit of the rich.

  19. ingloriousbytch

    You know Fox, if you're going to try for a gotcha moment, it's best to try it with someone who didn't live through the blacklist and actually still has a fuck to give about what anybody thinks.

  20. Rotundo_

    I love the little toads that Faux sends out on these little escapades: What kind of soulless, nasty urinal cake licking lowlife do you have to be to go out on one of these missions? They *have* to know that they come off as half a step above child rapists and still they come out of the woodwork to work for scumbags like Murdoch and Ailes. I honestly cannot imagine a more degrading career for some poor bastard after four-plus years of higher education than this. Road kill clean-up has more dignity.

  21. Tommmcatt_Again

    It's awesome old guy day on Wonkette!

    At this point being demonized by Fox news is a bage of honor, Mr. Asner. You go on with your bad self.

    ALSO: An ad for "Robo-Pong"+presence of Michelle Malkin in the same clip = EPIC COMEDY WIN. My day has been made.

  22. DocChaos

    I guess I'll just have to imagine the carp-mouthed hysterical outrage that spewed forth from Ms. Malkin, or was she in her chortling Ann Coulter Jr. mode?

    The best part of the clip is you can hear somebody in the studio laughing in the background when they cut back to Hannity.

  23. Mojopo

    Sean would have you believe that a cartoon about pee is much worse than the reality poor people endure daily. I am far more offended with the way people are mashed into the ground, day after day, than yellow ink and a voice over by a man who looks like Santa.

  24. malsperanza

    When Matt Groening's new project, "Foxy! The Musical," opens on Broadway, Nathan Lane will play Hannity.

    Animatronic Jabba the Hutt will play Limbaugh, Kristin Chenoweth will play Megyn Kelly, Philip Seymour Hoffman plays Dead Breitbart, David Addington will be played by Beelzebub in a cameo, and in a surprise bit of stunt casting, they've got Eastwood for Ailes (boy, can he sing!).

    Palin, Trump, Asner, Herman Cain, Allen West, Ron and Rand Paul, Bachman, and all the other professional entertainers will naturally be played by themselves.

  25. Warpde

    If piss was golden, oh wait , come to think of it, it is, color wise, the poor's would be rich beyond their dreams…..
    oh wait, now I know why the rich never trickle down.
    What, too many comma's,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  26. An_Outhouse

    he had sent an ambush producer out to confront the “left-wing Hollywood actor” outside his job at a New York City theaterEnter text right here!

    Faux enjoys harassing people at their place of emplyment. stay classy, assholes.

  27. mosjef

    It's just that Hannity's dry cleaning bills are getting out of han. That's three cheap suits that are covered in piss, one somebody took a shit on and left a steaming turd in the pants pocket and one just got hit with a couple shovel fulls of horseshit.That's a rough week from purely a cleaning perspective. You have to admire the fervor and tenacity he shows in avowing the positions of ignorance and class warfare by which he whips up his pathetic ratings. I bet even his underwear has skid marks.

  28. Negropolis

    Priceless, simply priceless. You can't get much better than that. Drunk as a skunk and old as he is, and still have the frame of mind to come up with something so witty. We can only hope to be lucky to age in such a way.

    BTW, my favorite part about the whole damned thing is just how immature and nervous the producer is. You don't even really see him, and you can see him squirming at having approached the great Ed Asner. That's right, sit you're ass down, son, and get ready to be taken to school.

  29. DahBoner

    This reminds me of the time I saw some chick texting while driving.

    So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her…

  30. ttommyunger

    My dream is to someday be a big enough Asshole to be the target of a Fox/Insanitty Hit Piece. A true mark of a successful life.

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