I WANNA PISS ON YOU  4:20 pm December 6, 2012

Hollywood Communist Ed Asner Offers Hannity Producer Golden Shower Of Love And Affection

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Lovable coot/evil Santa impostor/”radical leftwing Hollywood actor” Ed Asner has magnanimously offered to “piss on” a Hannity ambush producer. It’s a delightful bit of tape, and well-worth sitting through Mediaite’s ad even! (WAAAH ADS. WE KNOW. SHUT UP.) Asner slurs a bit while saying the poor should be pissing on the rich, and we hope he is drunk as fuck and loving it! Don’t threaten him with a good time!

Here is Asner in younger days, maybe.

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DrunkIrishman December 6, 2012 at 4:22 pm

But…Santa?!?

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 4:23 pm

♫ I saw Santa pissing Hanniteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ♪

ProgressiveInga December 6, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Underneath O'Reilly's balls one night…

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Ann Coulter licked the spillage…

ProgressiveInga December 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Gretchen Carlson is still idiot of the village

BoatOfVelociraptors December 7, 2012 at 12:52 am

Oy! What a loofah!

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 4:23 pm

ADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then Ads Esner.

OzoneTom December 6, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Rebecca, you know what? You've got spunk.

SexySmurf December 6, 2012 at 4:30 pm

I hate spunk!

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 4:34 pm

I hate cleaning it up afterwards.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 4:49 pm

It's almost as bad as moxie.

PopeEdgardo December 6, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Oh, now I get it. Thanks, Sexy.

Guppy December 6, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Hard to get while peeing on someone.

ManchuCandidate December 6, 2012 at 4:23 pm

It wasn't the first time a Hannity producer had to turn down a golden shower request from a rich old guy and it sure as hell won't be the last.

Wile E. Quixote December 6, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Yeah, the proper etiquette is to first ask Roger Ailes, and once he gives you permission all systems are go. Asklng the producer directly, as Asner did, is just plain rude.

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 4:42 pm

That would explain the disapproving headshake by Hannity. He probably has right of first refusal.

nounverb911 December 6, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Sorry, I won't watch a clip of Hannity under any circumstances.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Well, maybe if someone took a big gnarly shit on him. But piss? Hell, it might be that fake Glenn Beck piss.

BornInATrailer December 6, 2012 at 4:27 pm

This one might be the exception. That was great.

Callyson December 6, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Usually I wouldn't do so either, but it was fun watching Ed Asner offer to piss on a FOX News reporter.

PopeEdgardo December 6, 2012 at 6:32 pm

You can do it. Close you eyes and think of England.

Negropolis December 7, 2012 at 12:31 am

I had that rule until this clip. This was chocked full of awesomeness.

Goonemeritus December 6, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Does he kiss Mary Tyler Moore with that mouth?

ManchuCandidate December 6, 2012 at 4:27 pm

It wasn't the mouth…

Wile E. Quixote December 6, 2012 at 4:28 pm

No, but he did piss on Ted Baxter with that dick.

ph7 December 6, 2012 at 4:28 pm

No, but I think he taught Betty White a few lessons with that mouth.

HogeyeGrex December 6, 2012 at 6:04 pm

I'd give fair odds it were Betty doing the teachin'.

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Hey! That's Sam Ash Music in the background! That's their orchestral outlet on 48th Street!

Not_So_Much December 6, 2012 at 4:25 pm

I'm cool with this. I think there is not nearly enough pissing on of Hannity or his minions.

Mojopo December 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Mr. Grant, I love you when you're sloppy drunk and fixing wagons on the right.

smokefilledroommate December 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm

It's like he channels George Carlin when he's drunk..

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Richard Chamberlain had this problem during the first episode of that Shogun miniseries a while back.

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 6, 2012 at 4:34 pm

You are dating yourself.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 4:42 pm

No one else will go out with me.

Doktor Zoom December 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm

But what if Hannity were on fire?

gullywompr December 6, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Let the motherfucker burn.

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 4:30 pm

I'd kick him in the nuts so the fire wouldn't hurt so much

PopeEdgardo December 6, 2012 at 6:35 pm

Now THERE is Christian charity!

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 4:34 pm

"Poor Sean. Who says poor Sean? Don't everybody sob at once! My God, if I went up in flames there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out! "

"Let's strike a flint and see."

I think I'm-a gonna hafta watch that again very soon. It is after all a Christmas movie.

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 6, 2012 at 4:34 pm

God hasn't been so kind in a very long time.

smellypossum December 6, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Only if I was pissing gasoline.

HogeyeGrex December 6, 2012 at 6:11 pm

I didn't take you for a cat person.

Wile E. Quixote December 6, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Oh, I would definitely piss all over him then, but only because I'd want him to end up in the burn ward getting a lot of skin grafts. Ever had a skin graft? I have, and I can honestly say that the only thing I've ever experienced that was more painful involved having bones sticking out of my leg.

HogeyeGrex December 6, 2012 at 6:09 pm

You really ought to be more careful.

And keep away from the ACME dynamite-anvil.

James Michael Curley December 6, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Pitchforks are issued as a good tool to put out a forest fire.

Butch_Wagstaff December 6, 2012 at 5:10 pm

I'd put out the fire. By drowning him. With votes, of course.

Biel_ze_Bubba December 10, 2012 at 5:23 am

I'm sure I'd do the right thing . . . but I'd have to think about it for a minute or two.

Barbara_ December 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Yeah, let me know when Wilfred Brimley offers to use Hannity's tongue as a diabetes pee test strip.

Loch_Nessosaur December 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Hannitty's butthurt because Lou Grant was the reason he went into journalism.

GeorgiaMike December 6, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Nope, if you look at Li'l Sean, he is clearly a disciple of Ted Baxter.

Rotundo_ December 6, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Sean is actually a former wrestling announcer. He sold out journalism to become a Faux common tater.

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 6, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Has "Hannity" and "journalism" ever been used in the same sentence before?

PopeEdgardo December 6, 2012 at 6:38 pm

I once said Hannity is a journalist the way my ass chews gum. I think that counts.

Monsieur_Grumpe December 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Did the "reporter" decline the invitation?

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 6, 2012 at 4:52 pm

On camera? Yes.

Chet Kincaid_ December 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm

We don't get to hear Michelle Malkin's reaction?! I'm sure she has been pissed on by a rich white man or two in her career.

viennawoods13 December 6, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Well, we got her sourpuss before it got cut off. I think that says it all.

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 6, 2012 at 4:44 pm

I think she was disappointed that she didn't get the offer from Ed.

Rotundo_ December 6, 2012 at 5:10 pm

I always thought she was the ping pong ball girl of the conservative set. She could fire one across a gymnasium without so much as a flex of her wrists or shoulders.

jakegittes December 6, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Hannity drenched her after the show. UPissonmeLongTime.

Wile E. Quixote December 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm

I watched an interview with Asner after Pixar released Up and he's a cool old dude. He was cracking jokes and hitting on the interviewer and I remember thinking "Damn, I hope I'm that cool when I'm in my 80s.

sati_demise December 6, 2012 at 9:08 pm

he was blacklisted at one point if I recall…

smokefilledroommate December 6, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Nice cut at the end there, so I didn't have to do it myself.

SoBeach December 6, 2012 at 4:27 pm

There are not enough pearls to clutch in the whole world, Sean.

slithytoves December 6, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Piss doesn't seem a fair trade for all the shit the poors get.

Doktor Zoom December 6, 2012 at 4:28 pm

In other news, Chuckles the Clown is still dead.

I_P December 6, 2012 at 4:30 pm

I see what you did there.

/Also, I'm old.

Doktor Zoom December 6, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Aw, shucks!

viennawoods13 December 6, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Watch out for elephants!

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 4:35 pm

A little music, a little dance,
A little seltzer down your pants.

TootsStansbury December 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm

A little song
A little dance
A little seltzer
Down the pants

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm

It could have been worse, He could have gone as Billy Banana and been peeled to death by the gorilla.

TootsStansbury December 6, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Aaand life imitates art. I Have a case of the giggles.

cousinitt December 6, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Gahhhh, you didn't cut the tape soon enough. That, that, thing Hannity turned to for reax–was it a Gorgon?

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 4:36 pm
Butch_Wagstaff December 6, 2012 at 4:57 pm

That is a truly terrifying screen grab.

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 6, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Banshee.

Butch_Wagstaff December 6, 2012 at 4:56 pm

At least banshees have a purpose in showing up when someone's going to die. Malkan can only hope and pray to be that useful.

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 4:28 pm

How do you think she was able to afford Twitchy?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr December 6, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Waterboard him, Ed.

Disassembly December 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm
TootsStansbury December 6, 2012 at 4:58 pm

With pee!

Loch_Nessosaur December 6, 2012 at 4:29 pm

This is supposed to be a disgusting hit piece, a demonizing video? Hannity should watch Fox News to see how the pros do it.

ManchuCandidate December 6, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Who can turn the world off with his bile?
Who can take a something day, and suddenly make it all not worthwhile?
Well it's you Sean, and you should know it
By hyping every chickenshit Teabag movement you show it

Dumb is all around, no need to waste it
You can't use facts, so you just ignore it
You're gonna fake it after all
You're gonna fake it after all

PopeEdgardo December 6, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Wow. And I thought there'd never be a rivel Cole Porter.

Nothingisamiss December 6, 2012 at 7:38 pm

*claps*

RadioBitchFace December 6, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Mary Tyler Moore could kick Assity's ass.

Joshua Norton December 6, 2012 at 4:47 pm

And if she couldn't, Rhoda definitely could.

MosesInvests December 7, 2012 at 12:03 am

Hell, Georgette could.

OneYieldRegular December 6, 2012 at 4:30 pm

"Joining us now for a reaction…" ??

Not even bottom feeders go this far down to nibble at crud.

corthylio December 6, 2012 at 4:31 pm

I find this post very easy to micturate to…

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Needs moar Harvey Korman/Mel Brooks/Piss Boy.

Poindexter718 December 6, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Remember the one when Lou walked in on Ted giving Georgette a Golden Shower and Lou told Georgette it was degrading and made them switch places and then a threesome ensued?
Best. Episode. Ever.

Chet Kincaid_ December 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm

I think it was this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVrC6o9sEcU
Clue: that "sssss" wasn't steam!

Guppy December 6, 2012 at 5:06 pm

You really should lay off the slash fic at work.

Poindexter718 December 6, 2012 at 5:24 pm

"Slash fic?" I'm talking about a multiple Emmy winning tepee show.

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 4:33 pm

In fairness to Asner, there are a bunch of AWESOME BARS on that block, and I find it hard to go from Sixth Avenue to Seventh without getting my drink on. And I buy my own, he probably gets rounds brought all night.

corthylio December 6, 2012 at 4:33 pm

A ship's anchor would be better than Hannity.

Tommy1733 December 6, 2012 at 4:33 pm

OMG this is one of those shock-ending videos where some scary face appears suddenly at the end and makes you jump! What a hideous witch!

Oh, wait, that's just Fox harpy Miz Malkin.

Butch_Wagstaff December 6, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Is there really a difference?

Doktor Zoom December 6, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Doesn't Asner understand that rich people have feelings, and might stop producing jobs if we upset them? Far better to harass 12 year olds who say they need help with medical care.

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 6, 2012 at 5:21 pm

And what incentive is there for the rich to create jobs if people simply offer to piss on them? Make them use the market!!!

Doktor Zoom December 6, 2012 at 5:23 pm

I can imagine a fine bidding war for the opportunity to piss on certain rich people.

That is to say, I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

Joshua Norton December 6, 2012 at 4:35 pm

He was doing a little dope-a-dope.

BadKitty904 December 6, 2012 at 4:36 pm

HUAC: "Mr. Asner, are you now, or have you ever been, a kick-ass ol' dude?"

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 6, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Until this point, Hannity thought that "Trickle Down" was just a term used inside of FOX News.

1stNewtontheMoon December 6, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Ed Asner is always welcome in my home. I will even break open the good scotch for him.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm

I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio hate show
An' none of the righties can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
And my name is Seany Hann
Watch me now, I'm goin down,

CrunchyKnee December 6, 2012 at 4:45 pm

FRANK LIBELZ!

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Frank is un-libelable.

Stevola December 7, 2012 at 1:24 am

Got Michelle Malkin here,wants to help with my paper…

Botlrokit December 6, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Today, we are all peed on.

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 6, 2012 at 4:56 pm

This is a good day for David Vitter.

Botlrokit December 6, 2012 at 4:58 pm

"You can leave the diaper off today, Davey…"

PopeEdgardo December 6, 2012 at 6:58 pm

"You can leave your hat on." – R. Newman

Biel_ze_Bubba December 10, 2012 at 5:30 am

They don't call us pee-ons for nothing.

HarryButtle December 6, 2012 at 4:43 pm

OH, LOOOOU!

(read it in Mary Tyler Moore's voice)

deanbooth December 6, 2012 at 6:06 pm

I met my neighbor, Lou, about 15 years ago but haven't spoken to him since. Whenever I see him out in his yard, I say to myself LOOOOOU!

(I think Ted said LOOOOU, not Mary. She called him Mr. Grant.)

mrblifil December 6, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Ed's mackin' with his beard, on the boulevard, on Broadway, living the life, enjoying the blessings of his well-earned status late in life. Hannity is a frigid whining jealous bizotch who pimps his awful dog-and-pony bs every minute of his waking life, and yet he wants us to believe that Ed Asner is the "Hollywood Showbiz type." Yeah, piss on him.

CrunchyKnee December 6, 2012 at 4:44 pm

"Radical Hollywood lefty." To the Fox "News" tribe and their minions anyone outside of the south and sections of the fly-over mid-west who has read a book is a "radical Hollywood lefty." And having to see Malkin at the end of the video is enough to make me reach for my whiskey reserve bottle in the bottom drawer of my desk. Damn you!

Secluded Compound December 6, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Well, to be fair he is a member of the DSA, and I love him for it.

<EDIT> Not that that's actually very radical.

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 6, 2012 at 4:46 pm

It's good to be the king!

cousinitt December 6, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Asner's love gift is only valid if Hannity leaves his mouth open.

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 6, 2012 at 4:49 pm

While it would be nice to have more people offer to piss on FOX News, you know they would just like it.

Kid_Charlemagne December 6, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Ed Asner shines out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark.

Hammiepants December 6, 2012 at 4:58 pm

So then Sean Hannity must be like a dose of clap?

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 6, 2012 at 5:22 pm

That implies that Sean Hannity has something to do with sex, and in a good and just world, I refuse to believe that.

Botlrokit December 6, 2012 at 5:02 pm

That was one of Wilde's!

SayItWithWookies December 6, 2012 at 4:52 pm

I'd pee on Sean Assity, just so he could see what it was like being middle class. Of course, he'd have to be peed on for ten years, have no money and no healthcare, and get sent to Iraq where he'd get PTSD and head trauma for it to seem realistic, but just peeing on him would be a start. Oh, and he'd have to close his eyes, 'cause sometimes it's difficult for me to go when someone's watching.

elviouslyqueer December 6, 2012 at 4:56 pm

As my Southern Baptist grandmother was fond of saying, "Better to be pissed on than pissed off."

What?

ManchuCandidate December 6, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Grannie was a golden girl?

BadKitty904 December 6, 2012 at 6:14 pm

OK, I don't get that 'un, either.

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 6, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Producers at FOX News usually only get that offer when they pre-interview Sen. David Vitter.

jaytingle December 6, 2012 at 4:58 pm

To be fair, Asner called Rob Cordry an asshole on The Daily Show some years back. Although it's possible he didn't get the joke. I'm being ambiguous on purpose.

HarryButtle December 6, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Listening to Hannity and the asshats drone on about how unclassy Ed Asner is, I'm reminded of this gem of wisdom from Col Kurtz:

"We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"

You know what's unclassy, Sean? Fucking over the poor for the benefit of the rich.

Ground Zero Mostel December 6, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Ed Asner is appearing in something in New York? Why didn't I know about this. TKTS here I come!

Callyson December 6, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Keep it classy, Hannity? Would this be an example of class?

Sean Hannity Confesses Using Fake Footage: "Jon Stewart Was Right!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS1NWYV1i_E&p

ingloriousbytch December 6, 2012 at 5:12 pm

You know Fox, if you're going to try for a gotcha moment, it's best to try it with someone who didn't live through the blacklist and actually still has a fuck to give about what anybody thinks.

sati_demise December 6, 2012 at 9:13 pm

'zactly

Rotundo_ December 6, 2012 at 5:21 pm

I love the little toads that Faux sends out on these little escapades: What kind of soulless, nasty urinal cake licking lowlife do you have to be to go out on one of these missions? They *have* to know that they come off as half a step above child rapists and still they come out of the woodwork to work for scumbags like Murdoch and Ailes. I honestly cannot imagine a more degrading career for some poor bastard after four-plus years of higher education than this. Road kill clean-up has more dignity.

Tommmcatt_Again December 6, 2012 at 5:22 pm

It's awesome old guy day on Wonkette!

At this point being demonized by Fox news is a bage of honor, Mr. Asner. You go on with your bad self.

ALSO: An ad for "Robo-Pong"+presence of Michelle Malkin in the same clip = EPIC COMEDY WIN. My day has been made.

BZ1 December 6, 2012 at 6:27 pm

The reaction provided by the erstwhile Michelle Malicious

DocChaos December 6, 2012 at 7:32 pm

I guess I'll just have to imagine the carp-mouthed hysterical outrage that spewed forth from Ms. Malkin, or was she in her chortling Ann Coulter Jr. mode?

The best part of the clip is you can hear somebody in the studio laughing in the background when they cut back to Hannity.

Pat_Pending December 6, 2012 at 7:35 pm

I've had a thing for Ed Asner for years. I think it's the hairy shoulders.

fishwharf December 6, 2012 at 7:36 pm

Ed's getting better with age.

Mojopo December 6, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Sean would have you believe that a cartoon about pee is much worse than the reality poor people endure daily. I am far more offended with the way people are mashed into the ground, day after day, than yellow ink and a voice over by a man who looks like Santa.

ChickTract_Fil_A December 6, 2012 at 8:00 pm

Put a big ol' LIKE on Ed's page today.

ibwilliamsi December 6, 2012 at 8:09 pm

Radical ex-President of the Screen Actor's Guild = Ronald Reagan!

malsperanza December 6, 2012 at 8:36 pm

When Matt Groening's new project, "Foxy! The Musical," opens on Broadway, Nathan Lane will play Hannity.

Animatronic Jabba the Hutt will play Limbaugh, Kristin Chenoweth will play Megyn Kelly, Philip Seymour Hoffman plays Dead Breitbart, David Addington will be played by Beelzebub in a cameo, and in a surprise bit of stunt casting, they've got Eastwood for Ailes (boy, can he sing!).

Palin, Trump, Asner, Herman Cain, Allen West, Ron and Rand Paul, Bachman, and all the other professional entertainers will naturally be played by themselves.

Warpde December 6, 2012 at 9:22 pm

If piss was golden, oh wait , come to think of it, it is, color wise, the poor's would be rich beyond their dreams…..
oh wait, now I know why the rich never trickle down.
What, too many comma's,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

An_Outhouse December 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm

he had sent an ambush producer out to confront the “left-wing Hollywood actor” outside his job at a New York City theaterEnter text right here!

Faux enjoys harassing people at their place of emplyment. stay classy, assholes.

mosjef December 6, 2012 at 11:32 pm

It's just that Hannity's dry cleaning bills are getting out of han. That's three cheap suits that are covered in piss, one somebody took a shit on and left a steaming turd in the pants pocket and one just got hit with a couple shovel fulls of horseshit.That's a rough week from purely a cleaning perspective. You have to admire the fervor and tenacity he shows in avowing the positions of ignorance and class warfare by which he whips up his pathetic ratings. I bet even his underwear has skid marks.

Negropolis December 7, 2012 at 12:26 am

Priceless, simply priceless. You can't get much better than that. Drunk as a skunk and old as he is, and still have the frame of mind to come up with something so witty. We can only hope to be lucky to age in such a way.

BTW, my favorite part about the whole damned thing is just how immature and nervous the producer is. You don't even really see him, and you can see him squirming at having approached the great Ed Asner. That's right, sit you're ass down, son, and get ready to be taken to school.

DahBoner December 7, 2012 at 11:22 am

This reminds me of the time I saw some chick texting while driving.

So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her…

ttommyunger December 7, 2012 at 12:11 pm

My dream is to someday be a big enough Asshole to be the target of a Fox/Insanitty Hit Piece. A true mark of a successful life.

Left_Leftie December 7, 2012 at 12:33 pm

The best part of this video is Malkin's pouty twitchy face as she is being introduced.

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