LOVE THE SINNER HATE THE SIN  2:56 pm December 6, 2012

Jim DeMint’s Chosen Successor Maybe Has Had Sex Outside Of Marriage, Burn Him

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

A thousand kinds of shrimpOh, you guys think South Carolina freshman Congressman Tim Scott is so great, huh? And that’s why he is awesome dude Jim DeMint’s handpicked successor in the Senate when DeMint goes off to filibuster the Heritage Foundation or whatever? Well what if we told you he might not even be a virgin but might have put his dingus in a lady’s babyhole, even though he is a 46-year-old bachelor unbound in holiest matrimony? WHAT THEN? HENGHHGH?

As a 30-year-old, Scott would speak at schools about the importance of abstinence until marriage. He didn’t hesitate to tell the story of his own virginity as an unmarried man. “Talking to teens and college students about sexual purity is a hot ticket for me because I’m single,” he told The Post and Courier in Charleston in 1995. “I know what it means to struggle on the issue of sex. But it’s worth the wait.”

Scott laughed when asked recently about whether as a 46-year-old bachelor he adheres to the same virtues that he did at 30. “Yeah.… Not as well as I did then,” he said in his Capitol Hill office. “At the end of the day, the Bible is very clear: abstinence until marriage. Not to do so is a sin.” Scott said he would still go to schools to preach the importance of abstinence but would no longer use his own story. “I wouldn’t talk about that anymore,” he said with a smile. “The Bible’s right—you’re better off to wait. I just wish we all had more patience.”

That’s right, y’all. Tim Scott is nothing but a jezebel who probably wants us to pay for his birth control pills, like a common prostitution whore.

Also, he’d be the first black Senator from the South since Reconstruction, so that’s cool.

[NationalJournal]
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Beetagger December 6, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Gay.

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Totes

natl_[redacted]_cmdr December 6, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Obvs.

ProgressiveInga December 6, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Fo' Shizzle.

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Wevs

Ruhe December 6, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Or still a virgin. Ridiculous canard either way.

ph7 December 6, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Or gay virgin.

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 3:10 pm

They make the best kind of olive oil, gay virgin olives.

Ruhe December 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Also preposterous.

Lizzietish81 December 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Maybe he uses the Priest Celibacy Loophole.

kittensdontlie December 6, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Yes , the sex is not sinful, it's the gay that is.

elviouslyqueer December 6, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Yup. And a card-carrying member of the DL club.

OneYieldRegular December 6, 2012 at 3:23 pm

I never before realized how conservatives' "abstinence until marriage!" and "no gay marriage!" platforms intertwine so well together to promote homosexuality. Who even needs The Gay Agenda?

OneDollarJuana December 6, 2012 at 3:31 pm

It's ok, now. You can move to Washington and get gay married.

Not_So_Much December 6, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Not that there's anything wrong with that…

MaxNeanderthal December 6, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Looks like another certain "big in musical theatre" republican I can think of- "telegram for Mr Steele!"

rocktonsam December 6, 2012 at 6:33 pm

black, gay and a virgin is no way to go through life son

Negropolis December 7, 2012 at 1:30 am

DeMint always struck me that way, too.

South Carolina went gay, and they are apparently never getting away.

BelleSC December 7, 2012 at 9:19 am

Nah, D-man is just an asshole. I met him years ago. Y'all do know his business is marketing. He'd make a good traveling evangelical preacher, the Elmer Gantry type. Real self-righteous type.

Now Miss Lindsay, I dunno. The 2014 elections around here are going to be pretty interesting.

Negropolis December 7, 2012 at 11:01 pm

A lot of previosly closeted leaders we find are "good traveling evangelical preachers" and "real self-righteous types." In fact, they seem the most suspetible to being outed.

teebob2000 December 7, 2012 at 11:10 am

My first thought was itty-bitty tiny wiener. But, y'know, black… ???

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Before he got the haircut and ran for office, he went by "Velvet Jones."

weejee December 6, 2012 at 3:02 pm
BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 3:07 pm

I was thinking more along these lines.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZVnve5wG0A
(Not sure what's up with those French subtitles).

weejee December 6, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Is the fapping lamp lit?

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 3:00 pm

WHORE!

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 3:00 pm

I think he's getting to that age where the term "committed bachelor" usually raises a few eyebrows.

cousinitt December 6, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Plucked and waxed?

emmelemm December 6, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Isn't the term "confirmed bachelor"?

Although, yeah, this guy should probably be committed. The L-U-N-A-T-I-C goes in the S-E-N-A-T-E.

Naked_Bunny November 30, 2012 at 11:33 am

I dunno. My main thought coming out of this article is, should New Hampshire change its name? I mean, it's not that new anymore. I understand they wouldn't want to change the name to "Hampshire" because that would just attract confused Brits who drive on the wrong side of the road after slogging all the way across the Atlantic, making a mess during morning rush.

Perhaps we should hold a contest for a new name. My suggestion is "New Hamster" so they don't need to change their postal code, and they now sound adorable. Also, because they're small, and often furry.

OzoneTom December 6, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Even more when that describes both Senators from a state.

littlebigdaddy December 6, 2012 at 3:23 pm

You think Miss Lindsey likes her some black manmeat?

drbill0620 December 6, 2012 at 4:18 pm

My own thoughts exactly.

Ain't Miss Lindsey also a confirmed bach-el-(wh)ore?

emmelemm December 6, 2012 at 3:24 pm

The even zanier Odd Couple!

BelleSC December 7, 2012 at 9:20 am

Either that or he's a mama's boy who still lives at home.

smokefilledroommate December 6, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Talking to teens and college students about sexual purity is a hot ticket

Whoa! Stop right there! Talking about sexual purity is NEVER a hot ticket. To anyone. Anywhere. Under any circumstance.

SuspectedDemocrat December 6, 2012 at 3:24 pm

It is if you're talking about tantric purity, but only if your name is Sting.

HouseOfTheBlueLights December 6, 2012 at 4:47 pm

There is now Dan Savage in the world. No parent or other adult ever has to talk to a child or teen about sex ever again, because Mr. Savage doin' it right.

Signed, a grateful parent

Loch_Nessosaur December 6, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Does the buttsechs count?

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Pitching or catching?

BigSkullF*ckingDog December 6, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Obviously not.

cousinitt December 6, 2012 at 3:08 pm

If it was for procreation, then ok. Look, tea partiers have to reproduce somehow.

Guppy December 6, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Yeah, I'm thinking that even if it was a lady's, it definitely weren't no babyhole.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 3:01 pm

"whether as a 46-year-old bachelor he adheres to the same virtues that he did at 30."

"Well, I don't fap quite as much as I used to."

weejee December 6, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Too many callouses?

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 3:13 pm

It loses its charm when you pee a little each squirt.

Not that I, you know, ever had that problem. I'm as virile as the next guy!

I heard. From a friend.

bikerlaureate December 6, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Your liver, dude… that's like a cry for help.

ph7 December 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm

The thrill is gone.

el_donaldo December 6, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Another bachelor senator from South Carolina? People are going start talking, y'all.

HogeyeGrex December 6, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Does that make a cockus?

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 3:15 pm

The Odd Coupling.

Negropolis December 7, 2012 at 1:31 am

Lindsey and Tim would make a cute – and probably still illegal for a number of reasons – South Carolina couple, huh?

PuckStopsHere December 6, 2012 at 3:02 pm

46 year old batch? //Miss Lindsey's ears perk up.

rmjagg December 6, 2012 at 3:13 pm

the hoopskirt goes up , this guy is in ….

Native_of_SL_UT December 6, 2012 at 3:02 pm

He was such a good guy until Nikki had her way.

Chet Kincaid_ December 6, 2012 at 3:08 pm

She had so many devices — everything that money could buy!

Disassembly December 6, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Yeah, but something else about him makes me uncomfortable. You know, he doesn't look very congressional. I can't put my finger on it exactly. Maybe it's the haircut.

the_deliverator December 6, 2012 at 3:05 pm

the blah? is that it? It might be the blah…

Disassembly December 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Heavens no! And I'm tired of all you Northern aggressuhs assuming we Southerners are racist just because we hate blacks.

the_deliverator December 6, 2012 at 3:19 pm

BLAH. BLAH. Not Black, obviously. That would not be RACIAL TRANSCENDENCE. I'm referring to his obvious ennui, obviously. OBVIOUSLY. Also, the blah.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 3:20 pm

He does look just like that Kenyan socialist Muslim that has usurped the White House.

Not_Mother December 6, 2012 at 3:46 pm

He plays his cards right he can be the gamecock usurper.

kittensdontlie December 6, 2012 at 3:41 pm

He applied his blackface too perfectly….

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 3:02 pm

"Well, I only fuck married white wimmen, so it doesn't really count against me."

Negropolis December 7, 2012 at 1:32 am

Try telling that to a sistah.

ManchuCandidate December 6, 2012 at 3:03 pm

This is going to be… interesting.

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Trix, I found something interesting on Scott:

Mr. Scott grew up in the projects of North Charleston and was raised my [sic] a single mother who worked two jobs to keep him and his brother off of welfare. Scott was failing out of high school until he found a mentor by the name of John Moniz (a local Chick-fil-A owner who told Tim that, “You can think your way out of poverty”).

I don't think it would be much of a challenge for the commentariat to have fun with that.

PubOption December 6, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Does Mitt know Moniz? Has Moniz moved to the Cayman Islands?

Rufus T. Firefly December 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm

I've been trying to think my way out of poverty for awhile now. Am I doing it wrong?

ttommyunger December 7, 2012 at 11:52 am

Wealthy mentor to a young poor black boy? Read "top".

smokefilledroommate December 6, 2012 at 3:03 pm

I'll bet he likes ham biscuits!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr December 6, 2012 at 3:04 pm

He has what I believe is referred to in the African-American community as a "peanut-head." Unless it's racist of me to point this out. In which case, never mind.

Wile E. Quixote December 6, 2012 at 3:08 pm

It's not racist of you to point it out but it is racist of you to wonder if pointing it out is racist.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 3:14 pm

It's also racist because he's a black Republican, and any criticism of black Republicans is racist.

Fairtackle December 6, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Of course the list if things that "don't count" as losing your virginity can be quite extensive. As long as your arm, as it were.

BigSkullF*ckingDog December 6, 2012 at 3:17 pm

It only counts as sex if at least on of the partners is sobbing uncontrobably and/or vomits. Preferably both!

Wile E. Quixote December 6, 2012 at 3:18 pm

I know, For example did you know that fucking a chicken while you're riding a jet ski and being fisted by a transvestite hooker wearing a nun's habit and a Ronald Reagan Halloween mask doesn't count as losing your virginity? Yeah, me neither, but according to this abstinence based sex education book I was reading pretty much anything goes as long as vaginas aren't involved.

BigSkullF*ckingDog December 6, 2012 at 3:05 pm

There is a word for 30 year old men who brag about never having had sex with ladies. That word is gay.

Lizzietish81 December 6, 2012 at 3:09 pm

I know Gay men who have had sex with women.

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 3:14 pm

I know at least one gay man who has four kids.

BigSkullF*ckingDog December 6, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Yes, me too. You've missed my point.

gullywompr December 6, 2012 at 3:22 pm

I knew a gay man who had a point.

kittensdontlie December 6, 2012 at 3:26 pm

This post broke my gaydar, which I just had repaired.

SuspectedDemocrat December 6, 2012 at 3:26 pm

I heard it was missed.

widestanceromance December 6, 2012 at 3:40 pm

That's my Tequila Story about why I swore off tequila, in fact.

Botlrokit December 6, 2012 at 3:06 pm

“I know what it means to struggle on the issue of sex. But it’s worth the wait.”

Spoken like a true Christian. "My reward for good living is heaven… after I die."

Lizzietish81 December 6, 2012 at 3:07 pm

The more these holy rollers talk about Heaven the duller it sounds.

Botlrokit December 6, 2012 at 3:24 pm

…or the more they talk about sexytime, too.

bikerlaureate December 6, 2012 at 3:37 pm

I hope Heaven, particularly for those who had some sincerity motivating their clean living, is nonstop sexytime of the types and spices they dream about.

Negropolis December 7, 2012 at 1:35 am

There is no sex in heaven, as marriage and sex are only a dim reflection and representation of the marriage that is to be had with Jesus forever and ever, amen.

That's the Christians' story, and they are sticking to it. Honestly, this is what I was taught in my religion class. It's convenient, too, especially for those that had multiple spouses during their lifetime.

SexySmurf December 6, 2012 at 3:08 pm

What does he think he is? A Palin?

vulpes82 December 6, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Oooooh, Miss Lindsay is just going to scream with delight when there are two bachelor Senators from South Carolinny! They can have sleepovers and braid their hair (well, Graham's hair) and talk about boys!

More seriously, OH GOD, the "SEE! We're not racists! We have a BLACK GUY in the Senate! You may now all vote for us, coloreds!" from the Republicans is going to be sickening.

rmjagg December 6, 2012 at 3:18 pm

they won't talk about boys in front of miss lindsay , he'd get as jealous as scarlett o'hara . it's miss lindsay , right there , ripe for the plucking , or it's no one at all …

YasserArraFeck December 6, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Highly Strung adj.

1. Describes one's general demeanor if one has, in fact, abstained from doing the nasty until age 46. See also: Blue Balls

2. Describes how most of Tim Scott's constituents wish he was, on account of his uppity blahness. See also: Nearest Tree

SayItWithWookies December 6, 2012 at 3:10 pm

“I know what it means to struggle on the issue of sex. But it’s worth the wait.”

Let's see — if it was worth the wait, Scott shouldn't have known. If it wasn't worth the wait, then he's just lying. So yeah — he sounds like the ideal candidate, especially since his future leader, Mitch McConnell, just filibustered his own bill.

Mumbletypeg December 6, 2012 at 3:20 pm

McConnell just filibustered his own bill

Great story. Give 'em hell, Harry!!

SayItWithWookies December 6, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Mitch has been autofilibustering for so long he finally decided to go public with it.

memzilla December 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm

“I know what it means to struggle on the issue of sex. But it’s worth the wait.”

Question 1: How do you know?!

Question 2: Could G-d Herself make a penis so large that She Herself couldn't lift it?

ph7 December 6, 2012 at 3:15 pm

"it’s worth the wait."

Okay, at 20, maybe you can convince yourself of the virtues of holding out another year or two.
At 46, even the God Squad robots who hear this are thinking "no fucking way I'm waiting that long, loser!"

gullywompr December 6, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Could G-d Herself make a penis so large that She Herself couldn't lift it?

Already did. (see: Obama, Barack H.)

Barrelhse December 6, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Does a dong have Buddha nature?

gullywompr December 6, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Mu.

Rebootably_Joe December 6, 2012 at 4:16 pm

What is the sound of one hand fapping?

Mumbletypeg December 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm

since Reconstruction

"Forsworn and 'leventy years ago…" — Tim Scott, on how long he's kept his l'il "light" under a bushel~

Oblios_Cap December 6, 2012 at 3:12 pm

I was pulling for Alvin Green. But not the same way Powers was.

Secluded Compound December 6, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Once you get in the sack, you never go back.

Lizzietish81 December 6, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Well he's not technically married in South Carolina since they don't recognize it yet…

An_Outhouse December 6, 2012 at 3:13 pm

What's that word for a 46 year old "bachelor" again?

Mittaplasia December 6, 2012 at 3:18 pm

"Un-outed"?

ProgressiveInga December 6, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Liberace?

SuspectedDemocrat December 6, 2012 at 3:44 pm
Chet Kincaid_ December 6, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Fucking hypocrite. "Heh-heh, Kids, keep it in your pants before marriage, uh, at least 'til about 40. (wink)"

bikerlaureate December 6, 2012 at 3:39 pm

He did the best he could. What, you think he sent the message that caving in to the primal urge is… just a matter of time? That the motivation for being chaste isn't enough to obtain the help anyone would need to prevail?

corthylio December 6, 2012 at 10:14 pm

Hey, kids- do as I say, not as I do!!

(Leers lasciviously…)

Blueb4sinrise December 6, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Scott/Scott 2116!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The WaPo dis of Demint is Jen 'Harpy' Rubin wherein she also attacks Heritage Fo. Winger commenters are confused. Either hate on [RINO] Jen, or think someone hacked WaPo.

Lizzietish81 December 6, 2012 at 3:19 pm

GREAT SCOTT!

Mittaplasia December 6, 2012 at 3:16 pm

He will caucus with the other black Republicans…oh, wait! Would that be the subgroup of a subgroup?

Botlrokit December 6, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Committee of one!

not that Dewey December 6, 2012 at 3:25 pm

{Ø}

SexySmurf December 6, 2012 at 3:25 pm

He caucuses with himself; that's how he's been able to remain a virgin so long.

bikerlaureate December 6, 2012 at 3:40 pm

You can have my self-caucusing only when you take it from my cold…

Uh…

viennawoods13 December 6, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Master of his District.

MMathS December 6, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Plantation Republicans.

Negropolis December 7, 2012 at 1:39 am

To be fair, he'd be the ONLY black person in the Senate. Period.

decentcitizen December 6, 2012 at 3:19 pm

No way he is a virgin -but liar, probably.

HistoriCat December 6, 2012 at 7:41 pm

but liar, probably certainly.

You did see "Congressman" in front of his name, right?

cousinitt December 6, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Senator Clayton Bigsby.

rmjagg December 6, 2012 at 3:19 pm

what's really so pure about no sex ? seriously , that whole narrative is fucked . unused , yes , but ' pure ' ???

SayItWithWookies December 6, 2012 at 3:30 pm

It's as pure as unopened bottle of wine — as in, you'll never know whether it turned to vinegar or not.

Botlrokit December 6, 2012 at 3:20 pm

This is good news for Sarah Palin!

gullywompr December 6, 2012 at 3:21 pm

In South Carolina's defense, this guy only has to "serve" until the special election, when they can elect a real Senator.

corthylio December 6, 2012 at 10:42 pm

I guess it's at least theoretically possible that SC voters won't vote for the incumbent in a Senate race when the incumbent is running. The last time an incumbent Senator was defeated was 1965- the same year Tim Scott was born…

I dunno who has deep enough pockets to run against him, though- this guy is a Tea Party/Club for Growth darling. Maybe the Dems can talk Alvin Greene or Ben Frasier into running again?

BelleSC December 7, 2012 at 9:32 am

I'd love to see Liz Patterson run but I think she is probably not interested at this point.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_J._Patterson

Terry December 6, 2012 at 3:23 pm

It's curious that the best conservative candidate they can come up with is a freshman congressman. Is it that all the more experienced GOP'ers in the state have been caught in various dirty deeds?

Sharkey November 30, 2012 at 12:26 pm

I thought I had a wart once, turned out it was gonorrhea.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 3:24 pm

“I know what it means to struggle on the issue of sex. But it’s worth the wait.”

If you are still a virgin, how the fuck do you know that it's worth the wait?

BadKitty904 December 6, 2012 at 3:38 pm

He read it online.

Oblios_Cap December 6, 2012 at 3:47 pm

If it's on the internet, it can't be a lie!

rickmaci December 6, 2012 at 3:25 pm

He's a nearly 50 year old man who is unmarried and has never been married. I have a feeling "celibacy" is the least of his personal issues.

BadKitty904 December 6, 2012 at 3:39 pm

A 50-yr-old, celibate South Carolinian. You don't even need a fuse for that time-bomb…

ifthethunderdontgetya December 6, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Yeah, I'm sure that S.C.'s unreconstructed Cornfederates will rally around this guy.
~

CrunchyKnee December 6, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Yes, the rally will involve sheets.

DahBoner December 6, 2012 at 3:26 pm

He must be a fisherman because he knows where to find the FRESHEST TAIL…

pdiddycornchips December 6, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Hell, if he wasn't porking a cousin, he;'s not truly representative of the great state of South Carolina.

metamarcisf December 6, 2012 at 3:27 pm

You know who else wishes they had more patients?

Lizzietish81 December 6, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Ron Paul?

actor212 December 6, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Dr. House?

SuspectedDemocrat December 6, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Marcus Bachmann?

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Dr Kevorkian?

SuspectedDemocrat December 6, 2012 at 3:38 pm

I believe that doctor hath healed thyself.

BadKitty904 December 6, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Obamacare?

CrunchyKnee December 6, 2012 at 3:28 pm

He'd better make sure that he was sexing a South Carolina blah woman, or the bible crackers in that state will be all up in arms.

Lizzietish81 December 6, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Wait, this isn't an attempt to win over the black vote in the same way the Republicans tried to get the Women vote by making Palin the VP Candidate is it?

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2012 at 3:35 pm

I can't believe they would lower themselves to that.

BadKitty904 December 6, 2012 at 3:41 pm

I think they've pretty well confirmed that there's no limit to how low they'll go…

OneYieldRegular December 6, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Whew! At last South Carolina can come into play as a swing state.

SuspectedDemocrat December 6, 2012 at 3:38 pm

He's a successful 46 year old who has had sex at least two or three times. I'm sure the ladies are beating a path to his door.

bikerlaureate December 6, 2012 at 3:42 pm

A freshman member of the House is the best choice for a U.S. Senate seat?

What a relief that these elected "officials" are able to rise above petty partisanship, for the good of their constituents.

widestanceromance December 6, 2012 at 3:43 pm

I've never struggled with the issue of sex, it's more the fitting than the issuing.

valthemus December 6, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Huzzah! Another useless, de-minted ideologue departs! Perhaps we are finally seeing the return of the moderate Republi-… What's that you say, JoeMyGod? The proposed replacement isn't a moderate? Wanted to deny food stamps to anybody participating in a union strike, huh? Called for the president to be impeached, you say. Oh. So, another Teabagger nutbag? Curses… let's at least hope there's a good sex scandal to look forward to!

Chet Kincaid_ December 6, 2012 at 3:47 pm

S'cool, he married his hand.

Mittaplasia December 6, 2012 at 8:29 pm

If he were Mormon, he could marry both …. never mind; I keep forgetting DIY is a sin in most religions.

DCBloom December 6, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Why are all the Republican politicians from SC gay?

Dudleydidwrong December 6, 2012 at 9:44 pm

They've discovered that their male cousins are better looking than their female cousins.

Ruhe December 6, 2012 at 3:53 pm

“Talking to teens and college students about sexual purity is a hot ticket for me because I’m single,” he told The Post and Courier in Charleston in 1995.

A "hot ticket" as in: it pays well?

gurukalehuru December 6, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Also, he’d be the first black Senator from the South since Reconstruction, so that’s cool.

Oh, no, it is not cool. We just got rid of Allen West and the memory of Mr 999 is still painfully fresh.

But, yeah, it's a Republican appointment so I guess a few laughs is the best we can hope for.

docterry6973 December 6, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Sex outside of marriage? Is that a thing?

drbill0620 December 6, 2012 at 4:19 pm

I want to see his "long form" purity certificate…puhl-eeze…

HouseOfTheBlueLights December 6, 2012 at 4:50 pm

I want the Repubs to have a gay black Senator. This will totally make my day.

le petit mort December 6, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Use it or lose it.

StealthMuslin December 6, 2012 at 5:13 pm

South Carolina is a southern state. If you look at a map it's sort of "down-low" beneath a lot of other states. We could be in for quite a ride…

Negropolis December 7, 2012 at 1:48 am

South Carolina even has a (Down) Low Country. How very convenient.

Respitetini December 6, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Wait, I'm confused. If the good looking black prospective senator is republican, is he still coming after our white women? Or is that just the Democrats?

BZ1 December 6, 2012 at 6:19 pm

Methinks, the fella doth protests too much …

rocktonsam December 6, 2012 at 6:35 pm

can he go to the hole like Glen Rice?

christianmuslin December 6, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Senator Barbara Mikulski will fuck him blind in the Senate showers! With votes and her donkey dildo.

DocChaos December 6, 2012 at 7:46 pm

Reading the dude's wiki page I see he is a typical fuck the people conservative, but I guess since he's not bat-shit crazy, he never got the love and attention that Allen West did. I can't imagine he'd be any worse than Jim DeMint, and as long as were going to have conservatives, I suppose it's a sign of progress if some of them are black. Back in the 50s an 60s when Republican candidates could routinely get around 30% or so of the black vote, they weren't nearly the assholes they are today.

fuflans December 6, 2012 at 8:05 pm

yeah that's a good idea. wait for sex til you're middle aged.

Mittaplasia December 6, 2012 at 8:33 pm

Keep "saving it" and after awhile it ceases to draw interest…doh!

Veritas78 December 6, 2012 at 8:09 pm

It could be like having Senator Little Richard (R-SC). We liked it. We could dance to it.

scionkirk December 6, 2012 at 10:23 pm

what a fucking idiot

Schmegeg December 7, 2012 at 12:08 am

“I know what it means to struggle on the issue of sex."

Yep, me too. If you think your not getting laid now, sir, try getting married.

Negropolis December 7, 2012 at 1:24 am

Again with the Scotts. I can't trust that name, anymore.

Negropolis December 7, 2012 at 1:26 am

“Yeah.… Not as well as I did then,” he said in his Capitol Hill office. “At the end of the day, the Bible is very clear: abstinence until marriage. Not to do so is a sin.”

Honestly, look at the three sentences one next to the other. They are total non-sequiters. He actually answers the question, by either not really answering it, or answering it too directly. It's just a bizarre set of sentences.

Negropolis December 7, 2012 at 1:44 am

I'm so going to hell for hoping they choose the guy if only because I don't think he could win the special election in the bloody, beating heart of the Confederacy, especially if the Dems put up a centrist white dude. Some will yell "Nikki Haley", and well, she ran so far from her heritage as for it to be offensive. Tim can't do that no matter how hard he tries.

I'm a cynical bastard.

BTW, I love how Republicans pick minorities of all types and elevate them, but the minorities are NEVER allowed to identify as such because that would be "divisive." lol You put up this pretty thing with a bow on it, but don't you dare touch it.

freddymcmurray December 7, 2012 at 3:23 am
BelleSC December 7, 2012 at 9:37 am

Don't you just KNOW that Haley is wishing she could appoint herself to the job.

outragedcitizen December 7, 2012 at 9:45 am

“The Bible’s right—you’re better off to wait."

Seriously, Dude, you're 46 years old. What the fuck are you waiting FOR?

ttommyunger December 7, 2012 at 11:57 am

Oh no, he's straight. And Mitt will win by a landslide. These morons just believe what they want to be true. I fucking love it.

GeorgiaMike December 7, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Sorry, but "46-year-old bachelor" would seem to say that ladies don't have to worry about him getting anywhere near their babyhole. My guess is that the "ladies" he likes have short haircuts, very small breasts and, shall we say, athletic figures.

Negropolis December 7, 2012 at 11:02 pm

Your forgot penis. His women have got to have a penis.

BigSkullF*ckingDog December 6, 2012 at 3:29 pm

But at least your snark receptor is still working.

gullywompr December 6, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Yeah, I didn't get it.

Negropolis December 7, 2012 at 1:28 am

For True.

Also.

sundaytrucker December 7, 2012 at 11:03 am

wicked

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